beating around the bush

being indirect in conversation

please stop beating around the bush and cut to the chase: what the fuck do you want?

by save November 18, 2002

Beacon

A bright shining individual that stands out among others. The know all be all end all for all things.

He is such a beacon in the community.

by u4icgroov March 10, 2009

beatenschleuben

n. A penis in faux Germanic phasing. Esp. when referring to masturbation.

"I'm gonna go play with my beatenschleuben."

by Haus MD May 29, 2009

Beating Peter

to masturbate. other terms are bashing the candle, Bleeding the weasel, bleedin the weed, buffing the banana, bopping the baloney, burping the worm, choking the chicken, cleaning your rifle, corking the bat, cranking the shank, cuffing the carrot, fisting your mister, flogging your dog, floggin the frog, flogging the hog, flogging the log, flute solo, jerkin'the gherkin, looping the mule, manual override, painting the pickle, pocket pinball, pocket pool, polishing the banister, polishing the rocket, pounding your flounder, pumping the python, roping the pony, spanking the monkey, teasing the weasel, tossing the turkey, walking the dog, whipping the willy, wonking your cronker, yanking the crank.

Dale was caught beating peter on the toilet by his mother.

by vander-dale May 17, 2009

ass baton

A versatile, short, pipe-like utensil usually carried by well-armed Black Friday mall cops. Commonly used for spanking rowdy and/or dangerous/hostile shoppers.

"Aw man, that cop has an ass baton!"

"Oh he finna use that ass baton, you'd best watch out"

by Auggie the Soggy Doggie December 20, 2013

Baton Rouge

Capitol city of Louisiana. Home of the LSU Tigers and Southern University Jaguars. A drinkin' town with a football problem.

Tiger Stadium on gamenight against 'bama.

by Leigh Ann August 17, 2005

baton tosser

1. slang for a gay person
2. someone who exemplifies the utmost qualities of gayness

(created by Norbert)

"Stop being a baton tosser Josh."
"What the hell is that?"
"Josh, you're fag."

by jordna butler April 18, 2008