Beat Your Meat Pete

A nickname given to Dr. Jordan B Peterson. This nickname stemmed from Jordan 🅱 Peterson, which later transformed into Jordan 🅱 🅱eterson and then the infamous Jordan 🅱 Meat 🅱eaterson. The final evolution of this nick name was "Beat Your Meat Pete".

"Isn't Jordan B Peterson a litboi?"

"Yeah, I love Beat Your Meat Pete, yeet."

by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 May 9, 2018

Skeet skeet beat my meat

Only used by true meme Lords as a way to communicate the masterbation

Skeet skeet beat my meat *whips*

by Urdadsgay February 23, 2019

schmeat yeet beat your meat yah

when schmeat yeets and beats your meat and it feels good from schmeat and your like yah

Schmeat Yeet Beat Your Meat Yah!!!

by schmeat yeet beat your meat ya March 22, 2017

beat my meat

To Masturbate, Jack off, choke your chicken

"what you doin?"

"Beatin my meat"

by Michael Hawkins April 8, 2005

Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat

When you are about to beat your meat so hard, you say "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat" before beating it. This will guarantee a better experience when nutting. If you say it just before nutting, it will enhance the experience to the point that you will feel the heavenly experience for up to a week

Jack: *Opens up 420GB 'Homework' folder*
Jack: "Yeet Yeet I Beat My Meat"
Jack: *N U T S*
Jack: *Goes to heaven*

by J4ckStyp3 June 16, 2018

beat the meat

slang for masturbating

Kregg beat the beat while Julie watched and pleasured herself.

by Bubbleyum Duck February 26, 2004

I beat my meat to squid porn

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS

I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf

by Fig boy December 7, 2018