Beat it before you Meat it

Before you go out to meet a girl, 'bate so you'll last longer when you bang her later.

dude 1: Dude I'm gonna meet up with Arielle at that party later
dude 2: Aww shit dude you better beat it before you meat it
dude 1: haha aight bro

by chillchillchill February 25, 2011

Beat it

when a guy is having hard sex with a girl

(sexy girl walks past the boys)

John: Yo Justin would you beat it?

Justin: ofcourse

by Hyphy8 August 14, 2008

beat it

A horrible remake of the original song.

wtf, why the fuck did they remake beat it

by IrJo4Life January 8, 2009

you can't beat it

Like a sore dick

Person 1: Wow that's a great deal on that broccoli.
Accomplice: Yep, like a sore dick.
Person 1: What??
Accomplice: You can't beat it.

by Best Alex November 28, 2018

dab blast it

a phrase, used by some midwestern rural folk, as a non-curse altnerative to damn. a similar alternative to doggonit

aunt may: dat naybor boy did done knocked up ya baby gurl
cletus: dab blast it that boy, i'll beat his ass!

by ruraldictionaries March 11, 2011

beat it up and skeet it up

the act of hooking up with a chick to beat it up which then leads to the inevitable act of you busting a nut(skeet)

"Yo, did you hook up with _____ last night?"

"Man, you know how I do. I fucking beat it up and straight skeet it up!"

by David M. November 27, 2004

Beat it like Rocky Balboa

The act of masturbating for someone else while punching oneself in (and often) inside the vagina.

Hey bro, how did it go with that girl last night?

Bro! I got her to beat it like Rocky Balboa!

Dang bro, that's tight.

by Rocky Broboa December 16, 2011