Dirty Berend

When you Greg someone so hard they Greg their pants.

Yo, did you hear Cameron got Dan with a dirty berend? He was in public too!

by krythex April 6, 2021

Dirty Barend

The act of crying, drinking and masturbating to your ex-girlfriend's Dear Johnny letter because you enjoy the emotional pain.

A: So what did you do last night?
B: I did a Dirty Barend.
A: Sick

by Wikkelspies May 4, 2022

Clean Barend

The act of NOT masturbating to your girlfriend's emotional breakup letter and instead starting to get on the workout grind because you use that emotional pain to better yourself

Friend 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me

Friend 2: Welp time to do a Clean Barend!

by BrinkedUp October 3, 2023

Build-a-Beared

This is an informal method of explaining the mummification method used on Franz Xaver Sidler von Roffenogg, the "aristocratic parish vicar" of St Thomas am Blasenstein in the 1700s. In 2025, a CT scan was taken of the mummy, and it determined that the Vicar was embalmed by having materials like wood chips and a variety of cloth inserted into his abdominal cavity via his rectum. This is reminiscent to how Build-a-Bear toys are stuffed with fiber.

Once thought to be a "natural" or "air-dried" mummy, turns out Franz was was Build-a-Beared.

by way out words June 27, 2025

.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.

.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.

.9.If An Individual Reminds Angel Jose Robles, Also Known As, Hellstrom Imaweli Tanna Of His Life, He Will Successfully Kill The Individual Regardless Of Angel (The Individual) Which is Beared Of A Unisex Name.9.

by .03.4.3.0.ehayusalulA.3.4.3.0. August 5, 2025