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Battered Sluts Syndrome

A naieve baby hooker that dates a well-known douchebag just to get props for doing so and walks away with nothing

...well sometimes if they are lucky something to remember them by like a STD or a bastard child but besides that nothing.
"After giving him my virginity & 3 weeks of dating the only thing i am walking away with is Battered Sluts Syndrome."
by yesididjustgothere309 December 21, 2012
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battered unit

A Corn Dog. They have a batter on the exterior and a unit "Hot Dog" on the interior.
Jose: Paul what did you bring for lunch.

Paul: Two battered units and a powerade.
by Macadaddysheib February 12, 2017
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Battered asparagus

A male with a long, thin penis with extra foreskin
Omg , I slept with this guy last night, but he had a battered asparagus :(
by Ladymae March 3, 2018
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Battered subway

When a man has sex with a foot long until he gives it his jizz dressing, he then shoves said subway up his own arse and his partner batters it from behind. It is then eaten straight from the ass.
"Tommy" : That battered subway was delicious "smurf"! better than a dirty steakette and a bap any day! Hope you're looking forward to mines I got extra jalapeños tonight lol
by Mradhd February 8, 2019
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Battered Canadian Syndrome

When a Canadian spends enough time with Americans and they become an absolute asshole, renouncing their Canadian politeness because they're paid 75 cents on the dollar like a woman.
Pers 1-I can't spend time with so-and-so anymore, he's a total ass hat.
Pers 2-That's what happens when you get battered Canadian Syndrome.
by highlandblade April 5, 2019
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battered clam

What a woman’s pussy looks like after a gangbang.
After we pulled a train on Christy, she had one seriously battered clam
by JDubya67 June 11, 2019
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Battered Butthole

When a girl let's a guy stick his penis in batter then in her anus
by Daddy36912 November 17, 2021
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