baton de douche

a lytchett matravers term for when you have a shit followed straightaway by a shower. the baton being the shit and the douche being the shower.

when we were in spain ellz had a baton de douche every day

by will March 1, 2004

baton down

When a police officer drops his donut and you go to pick it up, but then he beats you while you're vulnerable because you're not white.

Officer Smith was enjoying his donut until he dropped it. Deshawn went to help the officer but Officer Smith was having none of that so he baton down Tyquan.

by k33pITr3@l June 12, 2018

Baton change

The act of a fisting partner retrieving a solid log of shit from another’s asshole and running with it

‘Barry hasn’t shit in a week in preparation for David giving him a baton change’

by Batonchanger February 10, 2019

Baton Rouge Backhand

The act of shitting on the back of your hand and slapping someone across the face.

Bro 1: My girl has been cheating on me with some hockey player. Bro 2: don’t sweat it dude, he’s got a Baton Rouge backhand headed his way.

by Frunkle December 4, 2020

Baton Rouge Hoedown

Where three homeless men share a single pair of socks and shoes in a subway restaurant.

I couldn't order my sandwich at subway because there was a Baton Rouge Hoedown in progress.

by cleves August 4, 2023

Baton Thruster

3 people in a circle jerk that uses a Baton to sit on and rotate continuously names must be 3 of these Brandon, Josh, Zach

These Baton Thrusters don't like wrestling can go Fuck themselves

by 8NTSHYT January 2, 2024

Mushroom baton

The use of one's penis as a striking weapon. Most likely while erect. Will make a thud noise upon contact with one's forehead, cheek, or chin.

Don't make me smack you with the mushroom baton.

by M_Dubz152 June 5, 2023