jack bateman

the annoying little kid who always acts strong and cool.

jack bateman: you think you are strong
you: you faggot shut up

by i hate jack bateman June 28, 2020

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before the terminal home

by John Lylo September 12, 2023

Jason Bateman

When you take a shit and follow up with a shower.

While on vacation I was able to achieve a Jason Bateman before arriving to the terminal

by John Lylo September 12, 2023

Sos bateman

A schizophrenic blonde man with .45 who says “Grinner” and “She’s asking for it”

Wow man you’re being a sos bateman

by Giannakopolus August 9, 2022