star spangled banner

The American national anthem was written by Francis Scott Key and perfected by Jimi Hendrix

Jimi Hendrix's rendition of the star spangled banner at woodstock is beautiful

by U.S. anthem June 21, 2008

Turkey Baster

When a woman after sex, takes the condom and uses a turkey baster to suck out the contents then uses it to artificially inseminate herself, without the knowledge or consent of the male.

Often done to gain child support from pro sports players, or to prolong bad relationships.

After hooking up with the cheerleader at the homecoming party, Tyrone Biggins found himself a victim of a turkey baster. He is now the father of 6, and he still can't figure out why condoms aren't working.

by SouthwickCafe February 20, 2011

basterdous

An adjective describing a person, event, object, animal, or action of basterdly proportion.

1. Having sex with your mom was very basterdous.

by Knaveish April 18, 2005

Cranium Basher

in DOTA: Costs 3220 gold

Requires: Gauntlets of Ogre Strength,Mithril Hammer,Cranium Basher Recipe Scroll

Gives: +30 Damage ,+3 Str Passive: Bash 15% Chance (10% for Ranged), 1.1 Second Stun, +25 Bonus Damage on Bash

2 basher percentage : 15% + (85% x 15%) = 27.75% ... so it is not exactly 30% (thanks to fellow dotaers on google).

A great item for most melee heroes. Most noticibly used on Naix, Magina, Faceless Void, Troll, Balanar etc...
Use with caution, good for some permabash/permastun

"fuck im naix and im getting owned early game"
"shit happens"
"what should i save up for?"
"duo cranium bashers = permastun and its gg"
"fuck that im going to buy dagon"

by I_luv_mcdicks August 15, 2007

THE BANNER HAMMER

More commonly referred to as the "Ban Hammer" or "BANHAMMER"

Something people on an online forum or game in which people referred to as
noobs run amuck, say to or at such noobs in order to insinuate that they dont deserve to be there and need to be 'banned'(see the wordplay?)

"That noob is freckin annoying, Im in SERIOUS need of THE BANNER HAMMER(ban hammer) right now..."

by Joseph Pine June 19, 2008

Haggis Basher

n.
A fearless person of proud Scottish extraction and Highland blood who has a bold attitude towards everything.

That Haggis Basher swaggered into the pub like he owned half of Glasgow!

by nechtan November 14, 2003

fanny basher

term for lesbian.
derogatory?

she's a right fanny basher, her.

by lface! April 23, 2006