by Xman_Slayer November 7, 2019
Get the basket ass mug.When a guy wears jeans that are too tight and you can see the outline of his package in pretty good detail.
I didn't realize it at the time, but once I saw the holiday pictures, I was embarrassed to see my dad's denim basket.
by TotoMMB January 6, 2011
Get the Denim basket mug.Girl": "Hey, I just found out I was egg basketed today... ."
Guy: You're pregnant?
Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."
Guy: You're pregnant?
Someone pats an woman's stomach.
"Girl... you're looking like you were egg basketed..."
by Anesthetique March 18, 2015
Get the Egg Basketed mug.Did you hear what she did with those three guys from Panama? She's a total bust basket.
These hoes are uncouth; quite simply, bust baskets.
These hoes are uncouth; quite simply, bust baskets.
by Zetroc April 19, 2014
Get the bust basket mug.A sex act unique to Thai massage parlors. Similar to the Happy ending, parlor goers pay premium prices to receive massage treatment, and upon the finish of the massage, the man lies on his back with penis erect as his Thai masseuse sits in a wicker basket attached to a rope&pulley. In the bottom of the basket is a strategically placed hole...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Another massuese may be called in or the man may operate the pulley himself, but regardless - His thai girl is raised up above his member and then lowered onto him...
To complete the act of the Thai Basket, once the Thai masseuse's vagina is securely placed on the paying man's cock - the man must spin the basket, revolving the girl around his penis at many revolutions per minute until he acheives orgasm or she vomits. Whichever comes first...
Bob: Oh man, you should have come to that massage place with us bro!
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
Jim: And why's that?
Bob: Johnny got a Thai basket! It's better than a happy ending!! This asian chick spun around on his dick! It was awesome!
Jim: No way! I want to get one of those!
Bob: YEA!
They high five.
by Aubman November 20, 2007
Get the Thai Basket mug.by Babar_the_Elephant November 4, 2013
Get the biscuit in the basket mug.The act of a prostitute, usually Asian, who lowers herself upon a male penis while suspended from a ceiling hung basket.
by Anonymous November 8, 2003
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