baboonitis

a severe case of monkey butt in which your butthole hurts/itches from not wiping good enough usually made worse by sweat, usually is so bad that it causes the inflicted to uncontrollably itch their butthole similar to baboons

after the mx race i had a bad case of baboonitis.

by dirtboy70 February 24, 2010

barbonez

The best group of three friends you can find, they are the funniest and coolest people you can meet. They are always drunky and a lit a bit high, this group makes a lot of noise and parties. If you haven’t a barbonez in your life you’re a loser sorry xoxoxo

x:heyyy ,did you met the barbonez yesterday?
y:oh yeah of course, they are the best people to party with I’ve ever met

by lilbarbonez November 21, 2021

Buffoon Baboon

One who is amusing yet unintelligent while also showing characteristics of the genus Papio (baboon).

Guy: Hey do you see that person?
Girl: yeah she’s funny, dumb, and walks on their knuckles...
Guy: uhh... DUH... that’s a buffoon baboon

by FromKatlyn+John September 19, 2018

Baron of Hell

A lowly boss in the original Doom games by id games, the first Baron of Hell was not seen until the last level of the first episode of the first game. On this level, a shocking two Barons appeared, as well as an army of spectres (invisible demons that could bring down health levels fast). The Barons of Hell were enormous, could take more punishment than you could dish out, and fired extremely powerful green magical attacks with 100% accuracy. Fortunately, these energy blasts were slow and easy to avoid, and it's the only kind of attack the Barons knew. Later in the game, they became common enemies, attacking along with entire armies of monsters all at once.

The Barons of Hell should have been included in Doom 3, but were replaced by HellKnights, which were also seen in Doom 2.

by Bo Duke... February 17, 2005

Baron Praxis

Misled Baron of Haven City in the video game "Jak II." He attempts to trick the cities enemies and ends up putting the whole of the city in danger and in house arrest. Although he is not wholly a bad person, he has a tendency to be overly enthusiastic.

"Jak II"

by Addict February 4, 2004

A baboonaphile

A man who prefers his women to have difficulty shaving and a enough body hair to grab ahold of.

by Anonymous July 11, 2003

Baboon ass

Baboon ass is an unfortunate case where your ass cheeks sweat and the wet hairs on your ass cause friction, which is a the pain felt as baboon ass. It's most common whilst doing activity, and in the summertime, where your body will naturally sweat more. Wiping your ass too hard can also result in this terrible sickness. The term baboon ass derives from the redness found on a baboon's ass, this same redness is a sympton along with a bloody great pain on your crack of the sickness also.

I can't play football today lads, i've got baboon ass.

by Muddy Horsburgh September 22, 2005