bacon ballsack burger

A shitty burger you get from Mcdonalds that nothing was made right but the bacon

Man I asked for the big mac but you gave me a bacon ballsack burger what the hell.

by shitstainmonkeybutt November 18, 2014

Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS)

A medical condition that prevents someone from speaking truth to power or making tough decisions, even at the expense of others and their own reputation and legacy. This illness swept through the GOP during the Trump years. EBS is caused by a lack of testicular fortitude.

“His unwillingness to disagree with Trump’s most recent wild-ass conspiracy is pathognomonic of Empty Ballsack Syndrome (EBS).”

by hodags1966 June 11, 2020

ballsack paste

A strangely delightful mixture formed by first placing ballsack(s) in a blender and then adding plenty of ketchup. The result is a tasty paste that can be placed on weini.

Barbara: What is that delightful paste on your wenus, my dear feller?
George: Oh just some tasty ballsack paste. Would you like a lick?

by ballsacksalamode June 16, 2011

Balzac

A French writer who is better known as having his name sound like "ball sac" than any of the works he wrote.

It's impossible to gain fame as an author if your name is Balzac!

by RedBlade March 22, 2009

balacco

a popular last name on the east coast of the USA, especially New Jersey, popularly paired with Jennifer

Hey! I'm Allison! My best friend's last name is Balacco!

Balaccos are NINJAS!

by Ninjallison June 23, 2008

balsaqueif

When the space between a mans balls and his leg collects air til it can't hold enough causing it to make a queif. This happens after a nice jog on a hot day when a mans balls are sweating profusely and he sits down.

Dude after i went jogging today i sat on a bench and right as a big-breasted hottie ran by i made a balsaqueif.

by f.i.d.0027 June 24, 2009

Ballsac Tango

That funny dance guys do in extreme high temperatures in an attempt to dislodge an errant testicle from sticking to their thigh when simply grabbing oneself is not appropriate or possible. Reminiscent of a cowboy walk/leg shake/repeat.

"His balls were so sticky that he had to do the ballsac tango every few steps in order to have proper danglage." (Danglage - see "Danglage" or "Dangling fury".)

by Tainted in AZ August 13, 2010