Balloons

A floating object that randomly appears in the sky. And drops on your head. A very useful sex toy.

Oh this balloon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by Bilbo Baggins November 16, 2004

Ballooning

To get high, as in smoking weed, to the point where you feel like you're flying in a hot air balloon.

Man, we went ballooning last night... I couldn't even say my own name I was so far up in the clouds.

by jimbo-jenkins May 28, 2010

ballooning

Ballooning is when you and possibly another friend steal a huge bunch of mylar balloons from a grocery store, like a Safeway, for example, then take them to greet your friend at the airport.

Care should be taken to check the flight landing time however, so they don't come in early and you're just stuck with all those balloons.

Pike: Hey Farkus - let's go to the Backside and have a few drinks then go Ballooning when Gordon flies in tonight!

Farkus: Hell yeah!

by candyman22 September 9, 2019

balloons

the measurment of how heavy your eyelids are after you smoke marjiuana

My eyelids weigh 100 balloons

by Julie Handcock December 14, 2007

ballooning

Being high and very enjoyable to be around.

Shit, Heathers amazing. But when shes ballooning, i just want to do it with her.

by hspence February 19, 2007

Protein Balloon

To ejaculate and hold the keeps in the foreskin, pinching the end to block seepage.

Barry thundered towards a massive orgasm and without missing a beat, Rick smartly grabbed the end of his foreskin, just as the tip of Barry's flesh chimney filled up like a protein balloon. Rick positioned his nostrils in line with Barry's shuddering trunk and released his grip...

by Herbert Schweffe November 15, 2017

Crusty Balloon

A Crusty Balloon is when one jizzes on their sexual partner’s breasts if female, testicles if male; Following the act of ejaculation the partner proceeds to let the semen air dry. Once the cum is dry and flaky, if ejaculate can be removed from vigorous punches to the breasts, crusty balloons have been achieved.

Doug and Sasha passed out at the party and we woke them up with with a round of crusty balloons, each.

by Krusty Balloons August 28, 2020