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blisticles

There is a excessive amount of blisters on your balls.
Ouch! I have alot of blisticles on my balls
by KCB Words January 1, 2010
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Ballistic

1. Of or relating to the trajectory of projectiles, their motion and/or effects. Used in circuses by clowns to properly gauge and define accurate custard pie throwing. Although rarely heard, ballistics are all around us. When we throw a broken bottle into the face of a policeman, we unconsciously use our acquired knowledge of ballistics to work out exactly how hard and high the throw must be to really mess up the bitch.

2. To be incredibly angry. See also furious and apeshit.
2. "Aw, I knew I shouldn't have thrown that bottle. Dad's gonna go ballistic when he finds out how much the bail is."
by Coaldrone January 24, 2004
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anal ballistic

To become so enraged that excrement is shot from the anus at speeds where by it becomes subject to the laws of exterior ballistics
"John was extreamly angry, on the verge of going anal ballistic I reckon"
by Megalon3k September 7, 2007
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Intra-continental ballistic football

A football that is launched from the arm of Brett Favre that travels from one continent to another.
Brett just threw an Intra-continental ballistic football from Green Bay to Afghanistan. Osama got hit in the junk.
by Ade Goudreau October 9, 2007
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Blessticles

A combination between the words blessed and testicles.
When a male has blessticles, they are blessed with the size of their testicles.
Person 1: Dude, whats up with your nuts?
Person 2: I can't help it, I was born with blessticles
by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009
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Billistic

The act of going insane when you hear or see Bill Kaulitz, the frontman of Tokio Hotel.
Fan1: Did you see all those CFFs at the show last night?
Fan2: Yeah, they were totally Billistic.
by TiaTragedy. August 19, 2008
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ballistico

interjection: used to indicate that a situation may cause someone to go ballistic, postal, or otherwise angry beyond all reason. Usually used in a light-hearted manner; saying it when someone is actually about to go ballistic could be the last straw for that person. The term can also be used by magicians, particularly those who specialize in pyrotechnics.
mart: mr. scheckter was so pissed off at you that he was turning red and shaking like a bowl of jello.
bart: yeah, good thing the bell rang, or he would have gone ballistico on me.

The Amazing Kargol:.......and now we add the final ingredient and *blast* "BALLISTICO"
Janet: why, that's amazing, Kargol!!
by earpuller December 28, 2005
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