baker

a very gifted athlete that complains about anything and everything.

"but I don't wanna win state! people make me feel bad if I win state and they don't!"

"Quit being such a baker and just beat the kid."

by Alack January 28, 2007

The Baker

When you have sex with a girl who has a yeast infection, and you put your "loaf of bread" in her "oven" and let the bread rise

Alexis has a yeast infection, so I'll be playing The Baker tonight

by djhellalow February 17, 2015

Bakering

Spitting someone in the face.

-dude, would you stop bakering in my face!
-say it, dont baker it!

by The Baker Victim March 23, 2011

bakering

To kill your self

I'm thinking of bakering when I get home! Isn't that great?!

by JesusCrust007 June 11, 2018

baker

1.he who bakes.
2.an insult
3.whatever you want it to mean

1. jim is a baker. he works at the bakery
2. dude your a fuckin baker
3. your mom has a baker in her pants

by craz3j0e October 23, 2007

baker

verb. when a person either adds, comments on a status or picture of someone they have no idea who they are on Facebook. This is often a synonym for the word "creeper".

noun. A picture of someone, normally fat, who takes a picture of them self with their webcam trying to look huge when they clearly aren't in real life.

v. Hey Christian just bakered your sister.
n. Wow, you're picture is such a baker.

by anti-baker July 30, 2010

The Baker

To pull out and finish in a condom, and then proceed to cut the tip or poke a hole in the condom, and decorate your partner with jizz, just as a baker would decorate a cake.

As soon as he came, he cut the tip off the condom, and wrote his name on my chest.

Jonathan used the baker on Devon to demonstrate his culinary skills.

He came in the condom, poked a hole in the tip, and drew a jizz mustache on my face.

by PeeEyeEmAye January 12, 2012