Brown Bagger

A woman with a fine ass body but an ugly face. But hey, that's nothing a brown bag can't handle.

"girl you're a brown bagger, you ugly as hell, but I would still hit that if you put a brown bag on your head."

by Zclause October 23, 2008

Shit Bagger

A dog owner carrying a see-through bag of shit while walking their dog. Though they are being responsible by picking up their dog's crap, nevertheless, they are walking around with a bag of nasty shit in their hands!

Why do shit baggers use clear bags to pick up after their dogs?

by Macphilia June 14, 2009

texas double bagger

A girl has a hideous face but a very fuckable body. So when it comes time to banging the shit out of her you put a bag over her head, and you put a bag over your head also just incase hers falls off.

Bob: Holy balls check out that chicks face!
Chuck: Barf!!!
Bob: But shes got a smokin' bod
Chuck: Yeah, a prime candidate for a texas double bagger

by scoot scoot September 25, 2006

Bangor, PA

A small town in Eastern PA between south of the Poconos but North of the Lehigh Valley with approximately 2 black people. You have to travel at least a half hour to get a goddamn pair of socks. There is all the crappiness of bein a small town without any of the nice open space of bein in the country. There are a few local crackheads. Also, the name being Bangor, people always make sexual puns

Jack: Where are you from?

John: Bangor, PA

Jack: Bangor? Hardly knew her

by soulja boy jb February 25, 2011

D-Bagger

A statist who is obsessed with Tea Party activists and can’t get through the day without referring to anyone who disagrees with them as Teabaggers (A man that dips his scrotum and testicles into the mouth of another person. (as if dipping a tea bag into hot water)).

Infamous D-Baggers are President Obama, Keith Olbermann, Rachel Maddow, Eddie Schultz, Anderson Cooper.

Hey, Joe! Look at that D-Bagger protesting the Teabaggers! Those folks are infatuated with the Teabag.

by Chelsea Bucketheads August 20, 2010

Tri-bagger

Commonly refers to the three bags of milk offered at local grocery stores and convenience stores alike, or, any product offering that comes in a 3-bag pack.

Alternatively, the act of getting teabagged by one who is born with three testicles, or getting tea-bagged by 3 people at the same time.

India: "Alfredo, pick up some milk on your way home."
Alfredo: "Sure, a carton or tri-bagger?"
India: "Definitely tri-bagger."

Alternative:
Kid with 3 balls: "I just tri-bagged your mom"

by Amarci_ano July 28, 2010

Nose Bagger

(noun, derogatory) 1. Someone who takes a day trip to the beach and brings his own provisions (i.e. pot brownies, etc.), but doesn't contribute at all to the rest of the company at said beach. 2. Someone whom refuses to timely pass a joint, blunt, etc. when smoking pot amongst a group, or otherwise violates the "puff, puff, pass" rule.

1. Looks like the beach is full of Nose Baggers today. 2. Quit being a Nose Bagger, and pass the damn bowl already.

by Buttfuckme August 15, 2017