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Queen Bargles

Generally used to reference fat, sloppy, whorish cock-gobbling schoolteachers who may or may not have penises. Usually, they come equipped with back boobs.
Ms. Lashin is Queen Bargles.
by Dr. Dilbert Goederndi PhD October 20, 2007
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Mr. Bigglesworth

the name given to a crawler in nazi zombies. this crawler must be extremely cute and cuddly for this name to be given to it.
Player 1: "i have a crawler"
Player 2: "let me see. ITS SOOO CUTE"
Player 1: "ahhh mr. bigglesworth
by mx44444 March 14, 2011
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baggler

Fries that have falled from their individual containers into the bottom of the bag. The first person to open the bag is the receiver of said "bagglers".
The bagglers seem to be the greasiest.

Get the fuck away from the bag, I want the bagglers.
by Joe Takach August 18, 2005
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Boggles

The act of placing a man's ball sack over someones eyes.
While she slept, I joyously gave her a warm, fuzzy pair of boggles.
by Boggle Master January 2, 2009
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Buggles

My buggles really do stink.
by Krishnnnnnnnnnnna September 22, 2018
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bagless can fucking

The selfless act of loving another person's anal sphincter, as God himself intended.
Damn I'd like to bagless can fuck a Proud Conservative today.
by Cheap Labour Conservative August 25, 2003
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Biggleswade

Biggleswade is famous for producing Stevie V of ‘Dirty Cash I Want You’ fame, a hit in the 1990’s. Some guy who was also credited with inventing the tractor was from there. An arable area it is mostly it is famous for strong weed and the proximity of pikey sites. At one point pikeys were said to be responsible for 80% of the crime in the local area. The last known brothel was in the town centre above a launderette. The old tom said she had to close it down because while she was trying to make an ‘honest living’ the local 14-year-old girls were doing it for a Bacardi Breezer. She was mostly right. They were also doing it for a packet of B&H behind the football stands. And they were 13 (true fact). SME’s never stood a chance.

True Biggleswadians (not commuter belt recent additions) have distinctive features owing to the fact that most of the town originated from 5 travelling families who originally settled there for the farm work (which has since dried up). Wide flat foreheads, upturned noses and illiteracy are common. The Biggles’whine’ is the local dialect.

Top tip: when visiting local bars, always sit with your back to the wall. At any point a drunk interbred retard might attack for no apparent reason excpet for 'youse int from round 'ere is ya'. Males and females are fairly indistinguishable after the age of 25. Despite the presence of the A1, the air is fairly clean and there is an abundance of wildlife.
'Oi this is Biggleswade , you don't faaking talk like me does ya!!'
by Biggleswiggle February 6, 2013
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