d-baguette

female version of a douchebag or d-bag. jerk, bitch, lowest of the low.

"wow, she's a real d-baguette"

"gabi and sofia are too amazing to be d-baguettes"

by gabi & sof May 24, 2009

butt baguette

a shit the size of a baguette

wow I just went to the toilet and had a butt baguette it was meaty

by FuryPanda December 27, 2017

dick baguette

A French man that is a complete dick

Dude, Francis is a total dick baguette.

by The Almighty Cornholio December 9, 2013

Baguette Tree

The infamous Baguette Tree created by the founders of the Baguette Gang, a teenage friend group.

Have you seen the baguette tree yet?
The Baguette tree is growing quickly.

by Ocular_Colombo March 28, 2019

Canadian Baguette

The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.

I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.

by Tchando November 23, 2020

drop a baguette

Defecation, take a shit. From terminology used to describe how a bird caused the Large Hadron Collider particle accelerator to shit the bed on November 5, 2009.

"Gotta go drop a baguette before I've got skid marks in my underwear."

by RobSPit November 15, 2009

french baguette

A feminine pad that is fully permeated with period blood to the point of hardening, which gives it a natural oblong shape and consistency, as well as touch texture similar to that of an oven-fresh french baguette.

Tod: "I attempted to have sex with my girl last night, but when I tried to feel her up, I was greeted with that once-a-month feminine surprise in a form of french baguette"
Sean: "French baguette? What's that?"
Tod: "A fully soaked and hardened menstrual pad, Sean"

by Tunisius September 19, 2013