back alley mopping

When you get hit by a car and take the driver behind the smoke shop to eat her ass instead of calling the cops.

Linda hit me at 7Eleven so I took her behind the smoke shop and gave her a back alley mopping while she yelled "Oh, Asia!"

by Cum Cracker February 16, 2023

Back-alley Backshots

Rape. What did you expect?

P1: Hey, did you hear about P3?

P2: Yeah, he missed school cause he was caught... you know.

P1: Damn... he was a victim of the back-alley backshots then.

by unorthereon January 17, 2024

back alley lo mein

When a person uses soy sauce, hoisin sauce or any other sauce used in Asian foods as lube.

Person 1: Hey man, did you ever hook up with that chick you were talking to last week?

Person 2: Oh yea bro, she let me back alley lo mein her on the second date. She even picked the type of sauce hahaha.
Person 1: That's wild man. So what did she pick?

Person 2: Soy sauce bro. You know how much I love soy sauce on what I eat hahahaha.

by KingPhene February 4, 2024

back alley butt sex

a woman who lets taking off her slippers and bending over for the biggest cock to take up the arse

christina is def into back alley butt sex

by connierobinsonkc November 30, 2023

Back Alley Hotdog

When a person gives a hobo a handjob. Preferably in an alley.

Last night I totally saw someone giving a back alley hotdog by the bar.

by Hotdog Hobo December 14, 2023

back alley meeting

A minimum of two people, spreading their butt cheeks, and pressing them together.

Bob was tired of the mundane corporate life and needed to invigorate himself with a daring back alley meeting.

by OreoGobbler2 December 24, 2022

Back alley Italian

When you eat spaghetti off someone’s back while you’re having sex in an alley

Dude, we left the bar and she wanted me so bad, I gave her a back alley Italian behind the Olive Garden.

He was so hott and spicy that I gave him a back alley Italian.

by LibnLou February 22, 2021