Back-alley Backshots

Rape. What did you expect?

P1: Hey, did you hear about P3?

P2: Yeah, he missed school cause he was caught... you know.

P1: Damn... he was a victim of the back-alley backshots then.

by unorthereon January 17, 2024

Back Alley Dip dab

When you put your penis in a girls rear end and she licks her shit off your penis

I just did a back alley dip dab with my Mrs

by Gozza69 February 20, 2025

Back Alley Dumpster Fucked

So drunk you end up in the alley of the second closest bar to the one you were in with your pants around your ankles and an in the noseshot of some angry garbage animal. Were you just having a piss or did some guy named Chad make you double over and feel the force of 1000 suns? Nobody will ever know, but you ended up with vomit stained jeans and a hangover to last the Uber drive of shame home, so it's okay

1: "Hey did you see where Brian went?"
2: "He started doing shots of tequila, then left. Dude was Back Alley Dumpster Fucked."
1: "Man, I think Chad followed him."

by Mr. Dankguine November 26, 2018

Back Alley Salon

A salon with lower quality services typically ran by lower quality and trashy stylists. If you’re broke, go to a back alley salon and get garbage quality hair. Very unfortunate. Think of this is the worst possible choice for your hair care needs as the establishment, owner, and stylists are all not wanted anywhere else. Even great clips don’t want none of that shit.

“Back alley salon was cheap but I’m bald now....”

by ImSavageAsFuck November 12, 2018

Back Alley Hotdog

When a person gives a hobo a handjob. Preferably in an alley.

Last night I totally saw someone giving a back alley hotdog by the bar.

by Hotdog Hobo December 14, 2023

Back alley dunker

Someone (usually from the ghetto) who obsesses over basketball even though they have no chance at making it big

Yo dude did you see brian at the basketball game he was awful

Yeah man he's nothing but a back alley dunker

Yeah i guess youre right

by Mercury111 July 31, 2016

Back alley meat

When you hitting it from behind after spitting and choking her all night

I was having sex with my girl tearing that back alley meat up while I had been choking her all day and spitting on her butt cheeks.

by Sticky man 21 April 22, 2021