Braumpton 

When one performs oral sex with a partner and the receiving partner rotates their hips upwards, thus sealing off all air-flow from the back, and proceeds to fart, the gas flows upwards and flutter underneath the testicles, and envelopes the other partners face.

"I can't believe Cameron finally Braumped Colleen!"

"Colleen had seventeen orgasms when Cameron gave her that nice hot Braumpton."

Braumpton by IsabellaRyanWilliams April 7, 2010

Bampton 

Small village in Oxfordshire, England.
Full of old people, inbreds, and one mediocre school.

Quite nice fields.

Guy: You ever go to Bampton?
Girl: No, why?
Guy: Don't.

Bampton by anonymous November 22, 2020

brompton cocktail

a wonderfuly intoxicatinng elixer. containing alchol, coke (cocain), and heroin. Was comenly used in britan in the early 20th centery as pain reliver for dying patents. kno

Sally was sad to hear she was dying. But as soon as we gave her a Brompton Cocktail she was pleased to expeirence the end of her life.

brompton cocktail by zekiwi October 22, 2006

Hayley Bampton 

The best person you could ever meet. A lady in the street but a freak in the bed. The most perfect girl and who can always make you smile. She will be sweet, caring, funny, beautiful and smart. With high levels of common sense. She becomes special to any person who spends more than 3 hours talking to her. She is your soulmate.

Wow, that girl's a real Hayley Bampton.

Hayley Bampton by TodCooper April 28, 2011

Brompton

A British folding bike with the ability to make the rider look like a total bell-end regardless of sex, stature, dress, ethnicity, intelligence or any other factor.

Look at the gimp on the wee, folding bike. What a Brompton!

Brompton by brompton hater September 23, 2010

sloppy brompton

A sexual act. One covers the penis with lunch meat and has sex. The sex partner then eats the lunch meat off the penis.

A sloppy brompton is the perfect post-sex snack.

sloppy brompton by StinkyPenny July 15, 2011

Brompton

An abnormally sized defecation. The size of the defecation may be relative to your own size and stature. It is either: (a) a defecation that hurts your anus, making it feel as if a tear has bolted its way up your rectum; OR, for the more adventurous at heart, those sticklers for authenticity and bragging rights--(b) a defecation that pokes it's head through the surface of your toilet water and stares right back at you.

Why my oh-my, my ass is on three sorts of fire; I must have dropped a Brompton! (looking at the beast below him or her) well, I say, there's its head and neck craning from the depths of my toilet water--it MUST be a Brompton! I shall call my friends and let them know of this discovery!

Brompton by Mikhail the Karatemove Kid August 28, 2009