bowlflopper

A turd so large the toilet water is not deep enough to submerge it, and it flops onto the inside portion of the toilet bowl similar to a beached whale.

I just crapped a giant bowlflopper in the men's room. Must have been all that pasta and bread I had for lunch.

by mackdown January 11, 2010

bowflexing

Code word for masturbating, to flex ones muscle. Often referred to by people on World of Warcraft.

brb gonna go bowflex, or I cant I'm bowflexing

by bowflexmaster May 13, 2010

Boaf

Fecal matter that measures 1 foot long.

"Dude, check out this 5 dollar footlong!"
"Holy shit man, that's a for sure boaf."

by Gary Busy February 19, 2010

bonafide

adj. a misspelling of bona fide, Latin for "with good faith".

It's "bona fide", not "bonafide". Sorry.

by kadatz May 18, 2010

Antiguan Bowflex

Initially, each partner must perform a brief low-intensity workout, in order to get the blood flowing and prepare their bodies for the deviant sex acts to follow. Furthermore, due to the endorphin release from exercise, the participants will be mentally prepared and aroused, enabling a more successful, passionate experience. Next, the receiving partner must sit or lie on the ground, with their head in a reclined position, representing the "weight bench" element of a real Bowflex exercise device. Upon moving, the giver must be seated so his testicles rest in the receiver's mouth, making sure the jaw is spread enough to facilitate deep-throating of the shaft and balls. Then, the receiver must extend and flex their arms out in a chicken wing manner, creating the actual Antiguan Bowflex. Now, the partners can get to the heart of the position. Squatting up and down, the giver dips his entire package into the mouth of the receiver, in a "facefucking" manner. While this requires an experienced fellater, the orgasmic potential of such technique is boundless. An additional benefit of the position is that the flexing inherent in the dipping procedure can postpone climax and enable a better experience for both partners. Furthermore, participants with enough balance and dexterity can offer the receiver a reacharound, ensuring an enjoyable event for all.  Aside from the sexual benefits, this move also offers exercise and flexibility enhancements, making it truly versatile and valuable.

I needed to spice up my sex life, so I hired a cheap hooker and tried out the Antiguan Bowflex.

I was warned not to confuse the Antiguan Bowflex with other, more dangerous Latin-America-themed. sexual maneuvers, such as the Panamanian Root Canal, the Chilean Piledriver, or the Costa Rican Egg-Beater.

by Garth "Gravy Cannon" Horowitz November 24, 2010

bowfish

A sport where men and women fish at night using lights and bows to shoot large fish: usually carp.

Wow! Matt and jake shot a large grasscarp while bowfishing last night.

by lovelife8 June 29, 2010

Bowflex Granny

A popular term use usually by ginger rednecks to express there anger whilst intoxicated.

Bob:Did you say something?
David:I didn't say a damn thing you BOWFLEX GRANNY!!!!!!!!!
Bob: Just shut up and keep drinking.

by Dad's Apartment September 1, 2010