Boris

A stingy mother fucker. One who gives as little as possible and expects to recieve a greater value in return in any scenario.

"Stop being a cheap asshole and pay for yourself."
"Stop being a Boris"

by Boris Li November 16, 2007

boris

Slang term for taking a dump. Can either be a Boris Yeltsin...in which case this poo was solid as a rock...or a Boris Becker...in which this poo was smooth like the tennis player.

Well, i gotta go take a Boris.
Yeltsin or Becker?
C'mon we just had tacos....you know which one!!

by nappeo November 19, 2009

Boris

A large bottle of cheap vodka to be consumed at great speed. Normally bought about 10:30pm from a 24/7. Used when in desperate need to get off box quickly and cheaply before entering an expensive nightclub.

Stereotype Russian man (Boris) drinks vodka alot

Shall we get some Boris? I’m sober as a judge!

by Donkey Kong01 February 07, 2008

Boris

Boris is the guy your mom would never want. If your daughter brings a guy named Boris to the house, he is probably a fat fuck and wears glasses. He has a bigger booty than your daughter, and his pp is small. Kick him out ASAP.

You are as ugly as Boris.
Oh no! Boris is at my house again.

by theycallmeyoungdaggerdickay February 27, 2019

boris

n.
1.) A little bag of dogshit dropped by an arrogant prick;
2.) A Conservative Party leader.

"FFS, some dog walker's just thrown their boris in a ditch."

by StoatyFox April 21, 2021

Boris

(noun) A socially retarded roommate who has no knowledge of social protocol.

Alex: Have you met our new roommate Boris yet?
Steve: Nope. So his name is Boris?
Alex: No, he's just a Boris.

by Steve Apple June 28, 2010

Boris

Boris is a Russian boy he thinks he’s cool when he hangs around gang members he does drugs his to party he is a that thinks he tough but he’s not

Person: yo did u see Boris I can totally beat his add
Other: nah u shouldn’t mess with him he with get his homies

by Sexgodin4k May 31, 2021