Bollock Peen Lord

Someone who takes bollocks and penis at the same time in their mouth

Man: omg my girl is such a bollock peen lord
Friend: wdym?
Man: bro she swallowed the dick and the balls fam

by LoadBuster98 May 5, 2021

Bollock Swoggle

To suck and choke upon a gentleman's sweaty swingers

Fuckin' hell mush, last night things got properly messy in the bedroom, she bollock swoggled me while I had my fist in her arse...... Quality!

by DBTeam420 May 20, 2022

bollock juggler

A term used to define a male who indulges in the art of testicular massage rather than performing the job they are employed for. In other words is fucking lazy!

That call centre bloke was a complete bollock juggler!

by Dave Knows All December 21, 2007

bollock wings

When a male puts on a thong and places a testicle out of both sides.

"I put on my girlfriends thong last night, and I had proper bollock wings last night. I'm telling ya, boyeeee!"

by woosh May 5, 2006

Bollock Heavy

Used to describe a place,usually a pub, bar or nightclub in which the there is a distinctly higher proportion of males than females.

John and Rob approach the door to the local late licensed bar.

John : Should be a good night tonight, I'm mullered!
Rob : This place is usually pretty easy to pull in too.
John : Bring it on!!!

John and Rob enter the establishment bypassing the quizical looking bouncer.

John : Err....can't see much crumpet in here...It's rammo!
Rob : Looks a little Bollock Heavy to me aswell.
John : Fuck it, fancy a kebab??!

by Silks August 9, 2006

bollock yogurt

fluid from one's balls

why's there bollock yogurt on the floor?

by sac March 20, 2004

bollock face

Is a man or a woman who has big cheeks on their face. It can normally look like the person in question has a cock for a nose and a pair of bollocks for cheeks!

Hey bollock face, stop pointing that cock at me!!!!

by Adrian Price June 9, 2007