Blow Job

The act of a man or woman sucking on another man's penis. This act is usually performed by first the man or woman kissing or licking (optional) down the man's abdoman. Next, the man or woman unbuckles the man's pants and pull them down to about above their knees. (This allows people to easier hide what they are doing if they might end up getting caught). Then, the man will pull out his penis. The other woman or man then licks the tip of the (possibly)erect penis. While gently messaging the mans balls the woman or man begins to lightly suck on the head of the penis. The act continues as the other man or woman begins to allow the penis deeper into the mouth and throat. The act usually ends when the man ejaculates into the other man or womans mouth. The recipient of the cum should ALWAYS swallow.

Sue gave jonny a long erotic blow job.

by Kinky8888888 March 17, 2007

blow job

n. what most men prefer to anything, sexual or not.

I would like a beer, but I would prefer a blow job.

by DKAdams November 21, 2005

blow job

The incredibly disgusting act of sucking a man's penis. While most women pretend to enjoy this, we all hate it.

My boyfriend asked for a blow job last night, I told him he could go fuck himself.

by Blomi Plees November 28, 2006

blow job

oral sex upon a man's penis. hurts with braces.

Damn that was a good Blow job, but those braces cut the hell out of me.

by bandagecock January 01, 2006

blow job

A nice job, if you can get it.

"I could really go for a blow job right about now."

by Carl J. Maltese April 15, 2007

Blow Job

A word for use in tricking teachers or other people you dont want knowing you smoke but sound gay

guy1: Yo man do you want a blow job
guy2: What the fuck i aint gay
guy1: Chill im talking bout a ciggy
guy2: aw hell yeah im down with that

by Brian-anonymous September 12, 2008

blow job

what an asshole makes a girl do when he's horny and there's no condoms.

asshole: hey, you wanna give me a blow job?
Girl: no, it makes me gag
asshole: come on give me a blow job. it'll be fun!
girl: NO. it. makes. me. gag. and. hurts. my. throat.
asshole: oh, come on your just not open to things.
Girl: fine if you eat me out, i'll give you a blow job.
asshole: ew, never mind

by Yoneo July 26, 2006