by The Stag Beetle May 21, 2013
by Greenkid113 May 27, 2010
by SunshineChylde March 25, 2015
when somebody says something stupid and they really thought it was important...you say bloop and make them feel real stupid.
by lil miss twurk 2 much September 10, 2003
A bloop is the sound a giant piece of dung that floots out your arsehole and hits the water of the toilet which is much to close to your sagging bottom and the quick floop makes a bloop and the water splashes your saggy ass.
Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).
Is not a true bloop unless it makes the actual sound "BLOOP" ( and ppl in the living room can hear it ) and unless seconds after the bloop you jump off the toilet for a cold sploosh has touched your hole-e-o ( unpleasant ).
*kev places his saggcheeks on the cold toilet seat*
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
BLOOP
kev: " hoh! "
*the cold shocks the bum and..*
BLOOP
kev: " hoh! "
by kaylaashley December 30, 2003
It is when you are taking a "Poop" (As in the "-oop" ending of the word.) and you're on a laptop computer, or mobile phone, and are "Blogging" at the same time. (As in the "-Bl" root of the word.) Hence, you are Blooping.
Steven: I am writing a blog on my computer, and taking a dump.
Leila: So you're telling me that your blooping?
Steven: I guess so...
Leila: Hold on, I want to bloop too.
Leila: So you're telling me that your blooping?
Steven: I guess so...
Leila: Hold on, I want to bloop too.
by Steven Beverly March 28, 2008