Blowfished

When you see a cute girl on tinder or other social media and then you meet her and she's actually twice the size of her selfies.

"Zachs been talking to this hot chick he met on snapchat. Turns out she blowfished him and she was huge"

by Bravotango7 March 9, 2017

Squiggley Blowfish

Another meaning of "Spaghetti". Not anything sexual, just spaghetti.

"Hey Jim you want some off this stuff?"
"Nah I don't like squiggley blowfish"

"Yo where can I get some squiggley blowfish"

"Your Mum's squiggley blowfish is the shit!"

by Prof.Pitzmagitz February 28, 2013

Angry Blowfish

The art of suffocating someone with your large stretched out scrotum. This is achieved by stretching your scrotal tissue over someone head and suffocating them like you would with a plastic bag.

You know it is successful when the blowfish motion on the scrotum has stopped.

Dude did you see Jason? He angry blowfished that guy last night.

by Xavier Dashwood October 8, 2016

Smelly Blowfish

A sexual act where a female is being reverse tea-bagged and at the same time you pass gas into her nose making her cheeks puff out like a blowfish.

This chick I knew loved seafood so I gave her the Smelly Blowfish.

by CJ October 5, 2003

spicy blowfish

The act of farting in one's partner's mouth while receiving anilingus, briefly inflating the active partner's cheeks like a blowfish.

"My boyfriend and I shouldn't have gone out for Indian food on date night. He gave me a spicy blowfish when I was eating his ass out later!"

by simpatico23 October 11, 2012

anal blowfish

An anal blowfish occurs by putting your gasey partner on all fours, begin tonguing the anus until your partner farts into your mouth causing a firm puffing of the mouth cheeks - resulting in an anal blowfish.

My partner and I enjoyed anal blowfish last night!

by D Bird November 22, 2017

Blowfish Face

The puckered lipped face that girls on social networks like facebook and myspace use to make themselves look "sexier" when infact it makes them look like a blowfish

Tina has 650 facebook photos and in every single picture she is doing the blowfish face in a failed attempt to look hotter.

by roc18 July 30, 2011