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Blackist

A Black person who tends to obsess about their own skin colour, and tends to call every "non-white" skin toned person black, most commonly mixed raced people, while not understanding the word itself due to generalization and stereotyping(EX Barack Obama). Blackists try hard to compare themselves to anybody who doesn't look white. They tend to play the race card frequently when not able to get their way, and have an "us and them" racial mentality when not satisfied by the results.

Their cultist attitude of "us black brothers got to stick together" poisons society by manipulating minds into thinking they are "black people" but they really aren't, and cause a racial divide in the community (see George Zimmerman Case, or One Drop Rule).

Blackists talk about slavery more often than not, and still use it as a weapon for others who can be tricked into wielding it.

They also still believe in the racist, yet ignorant "One Drop Rule".
Here's one of many Examples...

Ex. @ a McDonalds restaurant

Black Guy: Hi, there. Are you accepting resumes to work here my friend?

McDonalds Cashier: I'm sorry, but we're not accepting resumes right now. Sorry about that.

*The Black guy has a "Nigga Moment"....

Black Guy: What you mean you ain't accepting resumes here! It's cuz I'm black, ain't it??? Ya'll think because you enslaved my ancestors you can tell me that I ain't fit for a job at McDonalds?? This is discrimmination, brotha!

McDonalds Cashier (who is now confused): I beg your pardon, sir?

Black Guy: That's why I tell my black brothas that ya'll white folks tryna make us black people fall in the dust. Imma go call Al Sharpton on yo ass, then we'll see who's gonna be the slave of who!

McDonalds Cashier: All I said was that we aren't hiring anym-

Black Guy: Quit lyin', man!! I know ya'll crackas trying to kill us blacks with hard labour!! You jus wait, man! When I get Al Sharpton You whites are gonna wish you never started S**T WID US!!

*Black Guy pulls out his cell phone and starts dialing The Al Sharpton Hotline...

Cashier: Piss off, you ignorant blackist!!

*The Cashier then proceeds to throw another customer's McFlurry and Big Mac at the Black Guy, hitting him in the head and afterwards causing the cashier to chase the man out of the store with a broom in hand.
by Rewriting History August 19, 2013
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blackistic

When you say something racist, but it ain't racist cuz you black.
Person 1: In china they say CHING CHONG CHIN.
Person 2: That's racist.
Person 1: Nah, it's just blackistic.
by nate42069 July 28, 2021
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Indian Blackie Face

(or IBF) An Indian who has the outward appearance of being an African-American. Most obvious at night when the natural camouflage of the IBF takes effect. However, the IBF does not have the same inner qualities as a real black person (just outward appearance)
Jay: O Shit! Lock the doors I see black people coming!
Zong: Don't worry about it, they are just Indian Blackie Faces.
by ClassyJosh October 25, 2009
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Blackistan

See Detroit, Washington DC, New Orleans, Philly, Harlem or Gary.
Yo, we gots to go over to Blackistan to pick up some bud, yo.
by Schwarzkrieg February 11, 2005
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blackie blackerson

Used to replace any other slang term or actual name for blacks, mostly for humor
Guy - Welcome neighbor, my name is bob of the bobberson family, what might your name be?

Blackie - My name is Mustaffa Abdul Machmoud, thank you for the welcome.

Guy - Blackie Blackerson! My wife will send the KFC soon, no worries.
by Desenuts June 20, 2008
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Blackism

"Blackism" is the phycological condition that is common among minorities (Namely Latin Americans) and poor white children, inwhich they convince themselves they are infact black. while oblivious to their actual skin color and culture they partake in many of the inner city African American's traditions. how ever these traditions are often carried out in a softcore manner.
Did you notice that Jose is developing a serious case of Blackism? he's wearing baggy clothes, smoking in the high school bathroom, he has tinfoil on his teeth, and he's been bobbing his head while he walks... we should tell the Guidance Department before this gets out of hand.
by MinoritySquasher January 27, 2009
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blackison rae

As we all know, addison rae got cancelled the other day for apparently telling someone to say the n word and now people on tiktok call her this or addison rae-cist
sam: blackison rae just posted a tiktok
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