mirkenstock

A very comfortable mirken worn by lesbians and nurses

Imogen: I swear this mirkenstock is the most comfortable mirken I have ever worn. So well fitting
Justine: You've sold me. I know that you know your mirkens. I'm going online now and ordering some.

by Leroy Dixon August 17, 2021

Birkenstocks

the expensive clogs or sandels that are for both men and female people. They are usually around $120.00. They are also very comforable and are really preppy. Every big prep should have them.

The Birkenstocks are like the best shoes ever

by Andretheprep December 18, 2005

Birkenstocks

Ugly ass shoes that hippies or preps wear usually with bluejeans, and are retarded enough to pay over 100$, wear them on a day it's going to rain, then complain to everyone about them getting wet. The also make feet smell horiffic. if you see somebody wearing these tell them to keep them on.

Prep: " omgz, I like, can't believe these got wet! I had to hurry to class, and I slipped in the halls, and my feet are wet, so feel sorry for me!"

by Tracy M August 30, 2005

Birkenstockings

When someone (usually an older female) wears Birkenstock sandals with stockings.

Example 1: That old woman was rockin' the Birkenstockings!

Example 2: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOSE!?!?"
Person: Birkenstockings, young man!

by SashJo July 28, 2016

Birkensocks

Similar to flip-flocks, but specific to the Birkenstock brand of flip-flops and sandals.

Joe can't get a date because all he wears on his feet are Birkensocks.

by BlockyMcBlockinson June 5, 2016

Birkensocks

Wearing socks with Birkenstock sandals. Often seen in middle aged men.

I was SO embarassed because my dad was wearing his Birkensocks in public again!

by Bamelamelam August 12, 2017

birkenstocks

Not only sandals. Best shoes ever. Last forever.

Jeff:Hey what shoes are everyone wearing to the fair?
Maddy:Birkenstocks.
Jeff:I shouldn't of asked. I knew the answer.

by 👤 May 19, 2015