bette midlah

Someone from the Boston area that seeks attention through easily distracted storytelling and 30 second DJ sets. Often confused with the long lost son of the famous Bette Midler or Pinocchio.

You can come to the pahty with me but don’t be such a bette midlah

by ChrisWuzHere27 July 16, 2025

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Bette Porter

Played by a straight woman, Bette Porter is the ultimate fem daddy power dyke, part of the iconic tibette pairing.

Seeing Bette Porter in a pantsuit makes me cream.

by Justacluelesslesbian June 10, 2024

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Bette and Dot

Bette and Dot is Siamese twins, portrayed by Sarah Paulson a.k.a. the hottest woman alive.

I wanna marry Bette and Dot.

by Sarah Paulson admirer April 23, 2021

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The 11 year old who decided to troll his entire nation (Mexico) on January 10, 2020 by shooting up his private school Columbine style, with his custom made Natural Selection shirt, his 22 caliber Glock as well as his 40 caliber Glock, and killing 1 teacher and injuring 6 others then committing heroism and turning the gun on himself (Inspired by his heros and idols Eric Harris and Dylan Klebold).

José’s country (Mexico), instead of tackling the actual issue, decided to remove certain video games and regulate teaching “ethics” to the children in Colegio Cervantes.

One of José’s family members were later arrested under the charge of child neglect.

RIP José Ángel Ramos Betts you truly deserved more and the world didn’t see you and your descent into a horrible fate.

Alex: Did you see on the news? An 11 year old, José Ángel Ramos Betts committed suicide in a school shooting he started.
Ame: Poor soul. He was only 11

by Spergs June 20, 2023

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