Baja Blasted

The good-natured, almost inebriated feeling after drinking a Baja Blast from Taco Bell. Causes one to stumble, laugh, and chill in large quantities for only a couple bucks.

Tom: Dude, I wanna have fun tonight but I only have like 2 bucks

Carter: Well shit man, lets get fucking Baja Blasted!

by DaddiSqueeze September 30, 2011

Beasters

Known as the "Lows of the Highs" this type of marijuana is the brick weed of Canada. Grown in mass quantities in British Columbia this marijuana is usualy striped of keif, sprayed with chems, thrown into bags, and shipped over to the U.S. where people can pay up to 40$ for 3.5g. This marijuana is NOT low grade pot compared to most of the weed going around. Though the high may be not quite as good as that from headies like sensi star and northern lights, you tend to avoid the confused, head-ache high that commercial pot gives you. If commercial weed gives you anything at all.

I smoke beasters only when there are no headies around.

by Anonymous July 28, 2003

Piss blasted

to harness one's stream of urin tipically requiring a penis, to dislodge any one thing or change it's intial state.

I piss blasted the reminents of that turd off the side of the toilet.

by "THE de Latour FACTOR" February 16, 2010

Flavor Blasted

Astronomically high. Same vibe as zooted but better

“Bro you good?” “Yo I’m so flavor blasted right now I’m great”

by bigboat1999 April 14, 2021

cum blasted

1. To be shot in the face with a huge load of jizz that was being held in over a period of 2 weeks.

"Damn Corey's mom really got cum blasted after that BJ last night"

by Big Jerms August 24, 2005

basted

to be drunk and high at the same time

i think i'm basted; i feel like shiot.

by T June 5, 2003

cap blasted

when sitting around with your friends drinking excessive amounts of alcohol and you hit that "ending point" where you stop talking anymore and have a vegatative or brain-dead stare. also happens while being drunk enough and doing a bong hit or two of some serious dank nugs and its "all over" after that. your cap has been blasted...or think of it as the top of your skull just being separated from the rest of it.

man, my boy was having a good time until he did that bong rip and he got completely cap blasted.

by brycemovement August 11, 2006