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Basement Communist

A person of extreme left-winged ideologies who happens to dwell his parent's basement and complain about capitalism on the internet, and how terrible Trump is, without realizing that the internet is the product of capitalism.
"The Basement Communist munched on his gummy bears while he tweeted out #ResistCapitalism on Twitter."
by Figger Naggot July 17, 2017
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Basement Bot

A person that plays video games or game develops inside his/her basement or bedroom
My friend Is a bestselling Basement Bot
by Letsmakegadgets August 28, 2018
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Basement Bath

When you are brought out of your slumber by your cruncle's knuckle children flying in your general direction. Must happen while sleeping on the couch in the basement.
"bro, I called the cops on my cruncle because he gave me a Basement Bath when I wasn't looking"
"I was asked if I wanted to take a shower, I had no idea I was gonna take a basement bath"
by AverageSizedPeter May 24, 2021
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Basement Baby

1. A deranged relative of a celebrity kept under locks by said celebrity's family and agents. See Solange Knowles for an example.

2. A dude or a chick you are hooking up with on the side, but you might have a main bitch you are trying to keep or else you are looking for some other ass because that dude/chick just ain't cutting it. Thus, you make them your basement baby, hidden from view but still an easy, accessible lay.
Joe won't kiss me in public, I think he's trying to make me his basement baby.

Yo, Beth is hot and all but her personality sucks ass, probably gonna make her a basement baby.
by Edith Wharton April 13, 2011
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Basement effect

synonymous to beer goggles but for a nerd. Prolonged exposure to basement environment in front of books affecting visual perception of unattractive women.
Phillip: "daaaaamn that chick looks fucking good"
action: slap
Elvis:"get a hold of yourself, basement effect is getting to you, that girl doesn't even shave"
by E&J November 27, 2004
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Basement Weasel

a secluded and introverted person with few social skills who hangs around in the basement of either their house or schools.

plural: basement weasels

a group or congregation of said individuals. usually only friends through magic cards or dungeons and dragons.
those damn basement weasels smell funny, and they're blocking the hall to the drama room.
by emily adams September 4, 2006
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Basement-dweller

A commonly-used phrase that describes the socially inep
That dude is a total Basement-dweller
by skull king October 18, 2009
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