A caucasian from the US that is incredibly stupid. They will often endanger themselves and others without even realizing it. Simply because they only have pointless, stupid thoughts that are many times slower than the average idiot after drinking on benzodiazepines
Person 1: *peeing into the wind and not noticing they’re peeing all over themselves while they burn off their eyelashes to light a cigarette that’s unknowingly been dipped in pcp before getting into Person 2’s new car.
Person 2: “What the fucking fuck? You stupid ass bama! Get out of my car. If I’d only known you were a dumb bama I’d have left you back at the gas station. We can’t be friends and I’m not sorry about it.”
Person 2: “What the fucking fuck? You stupid ass bama! Get out of my car. If I’d only known you were a dumb bama I’d have left you back at the gas station. We can’t be friends and I’m not sorry about it.”
by Analmetimbers October 8, 2023
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The way that Alabama Football program has the entire SEC in their pocket. For example The SEC OFFICE - IN ALABAMA, REPLAY - IN ALABAMA, CHECKS FOR REFS - IN ALABAMA TOM RITTER ( head of replay officials for the SEC Conference) - IN ALABAMA, SEC HQ STAFF - IN ALABAMA. This Allows for constant bias in officiating in most Alabama football games. also called Alabama Privilege.
Did you see how they suspended Devin White from LSU for the 1st half of the Bama game? "yeah, he didn't even make helmet to helmet contact. It was Bama Privilege."
by SECknowledge October 22, 2018
Get the Bama privilege mug.Bama Jam is the equivalent to White Trash Woodstock. This festival in southeast Alabama brings together washed up country artists, Taylor Swift, and how that hell this happened---Kid Rock. This filthy mud pit concert attraction appeals to trailer park dwellors and Wal-Mart shoppers. The female attendants have tattoos on their fat ass cankles and the males are required to have goatees.
by Gary Vitalis June 27, 2009
Get the Bama Jam mug.A popular hairstyle among young men in the Southeastern United States, so called because it most likely originated in Alabama. Most prevalent among students at schools in the Southeastern Conference (SEC). Brought to attention by CBS Sportsline columnist Clay Travis and the MTV reality show "Two-A-Days: Hoover High."
Did y'all watch "Two-A-Days" last night? Man, Ross was rockin' the Bama Bangs!
I went tailgating at Auburn and felt like I was in a sea of Bama Bangs.
I went tailgating at Auburn and felt like I was in a sea of Bama Bangs.
by bamabunny May 29, 2007
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