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A caucasian from the US that is incredibly stupid. They will often endanger themselves and others without even realizing it. Simply because they only have pointless, stupid thoughts that are many times slower than the average idiot after drinking on benzodiazepines
Person 1: *peeing into the wind and not noticing they’re peeing all over themselves while they burn off their eyelashes to light a cigarette that’s unknowingly been dipped in pcp before getting into Person 2’s new car.
Person 2: “What the fucking fuck? You stupid ass bama! Get out of my car. If I’d only known you were a dumb bama I’d have left you back at the gas station. We can’t be friends and I’m not sorry about it.”
Bama by Analmetimbers October 8, 2023
My Bama is coming to pick up the kids.
BAMA by Reezy81 February 14, 2025
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meaning someone whos been on and or used ozempic.
have you seen Arkansas latley? she a bama fr.
Bama by ogcrashout March 23, 2025
it is short for bäng my äss
hey, wanna bämä tonight babe?
Bämä by es jonne August 13, 2025

Bama privilege 

The way that Alabama Football program has the entire SEC in their pocket. For example The SEC OFFICE - IN ALABAMA, REPLAY - IN ALABAMA, CHECKS FOR REFS - IN ALABAMA TOM RITTER ( head of replay officials for the SEC Conference) - IN ALABAMA, SEC HQ STAFF - IN ALABAMA. This Allows for constant bias in officiating in most Alabama football games. also called Alabama Privilege.
Did you see how they suspended Devin White from LSU for the 1st half of the Bama game? "yeah, he didn't even make helmet to helmet contact. It was Bama Privilege."
Bama privilege by SECknowledge October 22, 2018

Bama Jam 

Bama Jam is the equivalent to White Trash Woodstock. This festival in southeast Alabama brings together washed up country artists, Taylor Swift, and how that hell this happened---Kid Rock. This filthy mud pit concert attraction appeals to trailer park dwellors and Wal-Mart shoppers. The female attendants have tattoos on their fat ass cankles and the males are required to have goatees.
Fuck Me, I hate Bama Jam, I have never seen so much white trash in my life since Woodstock.
Bama Jam by Gary Vitalis June 27, 2009

Bama Bangs 

A popular hairstyle among young men in the Southeastern United States, so called because it most likely originated in Alabama. Most prevalent among students at schools in the Southeastern Conference (SEC). Brought to attention by CBS Sportsline columnist Clay Travis and the MTV reality show "Two-A-Days: Hoover High."
Did y'all watch "Two-A-Days" last night? Man, Ross was rockin' the Bama Bangs!

I went tailgating at Auburn and felt like I was in a sea of Bama Bangs.
Bama Bangs by bamabunny May 29, 2007