Balham

A posh place near Clapham and Tooting. Full of trendy expensive AF coffee shops and Waitrose-shopping white people. Usually people in their 20's live there or families. The kids there, are the complete opposite of chavs and their parents are pretty rich. If you walk into a state school there you could mistake it for a private school. People there are generally nice and not stuck up like most poshos.

"Did you see the new shops at Balham?"

"Bye (posh mums name) me and the kids are off to get some treats at the Waitrose in Balham"

by pbjsandwiches July 12, 2017

balraaj

Balraaj is someone who is very happy and joyful that's it.....

Let's go Balraaj is coming

by doom347 November 26, 2019

Ballam

Also known as The Focused Time, Ballam is the span of time from Krampus (December 5th) to Luna Flame (first full moon of July) when followers of the Korrui religion ages 13 to 21 (of any and all genders) cover their hair (usually with a Büf or a Hüddi) around members of the gender that they are attracted to.

Girl: why do you always wear that hat around me?
Straight guy: It's currently Ballam.

by Gay train December 14, 2020

Balsamic

adjective. Stems from noun: Balsam, a resinous substance, such as balm.

Denotes soothing, nurturing, encapsulating, fluidity.

"They have such a balsamic marriage"
the way you love me is so balsamic"

by fannyburger August 21, 2016

bahramis

Really hot man who could be described as a man whos penis is too big for his body and must tie it around his waist

Man that guy is so "bahramis"

by Chris "Bustos" nicola May 2, 2005

Barama

a slang term for barack obama. much easier and faster to say. much like the combined names like "brangelina" or "tomkat"

Did you hear what Barama said in his last speech? It was amazing!

by Lizzied07 February 18, 2008

balamory

A postmodernist masterpiece disguised as children's television.

OF course, if you are three like the intended audience, you may watch it to learn how the writers would LIKE the world to be...

...If we existed in a Communist Utopia; notice how Pocket and Sweet never charge for the items in their shop - probably because they were produced by the people for the people.

Everybody has a role and nobody ever suffers an existential crisis. They are all very happy. And so they should be.

Then again it may just be a light, fluffy, fun, brightly coloured kiddies TV show that people of all ages can veg out in front of and enjoy watching. I know I do!

Watch it for an example of the BBC's finest produce :P

by Mittens the Kitten December 23, 2004