Soaring on the wings of a bald eagle

To have spread eagle missionary sex with a female with a shaved pussy

Roommate 1: (text message) Yo dude don't come home tonight I'm gonna be soaring on the wings of a bald eagle
Roommate 2: (text message) Roger Roger runway 69 is open for takeoff

by sraM November 29, 2012

Desert Bald Eagle

The more american Desert Eagle

Person 1: i just got this new gun
Person 2: the Desert Bald Eagle?
Person 1: yea its a massive pistol that shoots shotgun rounds
Person 2: wow

by __Loops__ June 18, 2020

Bald Eagle Johnson

Bald Eagle Johnson is a descriptive term or pejorative of a black woman who wears a hair hat instead of her real hair.

Dr. D Fraud: Hey playa whatcha doin this weekend?

Home Boy: I am about to knock the wallz off dis here Bald Eagle Johnson while her fat ass shakes on my jimmy!

by DrDFraud April 23, 2021

Gay Bald Eagle

When Bald Jesus and Muscular Twat Waffle's lust for each other has reached its peak and they can no longer hold back. Bald Jesus spreads Muscular Twat Waffle wide open, on their shared desk, and goes to town. Pumping him full of his unicorn juices all in the hopes that Muscular Twat Waffle will white claw all over his face.

Bald Jesus: I Gay Bald Eagled with Muscular Twat Waffle last night, he saw the father, the son and the holy ghost.

by DoingTheLordsWork January 28, 2023

snow bald eagle

Special code word for coke that was developed by Jordan

Jordan-“Want some snow bald eagle?”
Nick-“What’s that?”
Jordan-“coke”

by Michael Hunti June 09, 2022

Bald Tire Eagle

Also known as a Gator. It's a piece of a recap tire that has come off an 18 wheeler and is laying by the side of the road but looks like a roadkill bald eagle. If you pick up roadkill birds for their feathers on the interstate, you see it but you can't stop, so you have to go to the next exit, turn around, go to the next exit, turn around again so you can get back to the spot where the Bald Tire Eagle is laying and discover it's a piece of tire, not a Bald Eagle.

We just passed a Bald Tire Eagle. We have to go back right now!

by Dartanian The Magnificent May 22, 2019

Bald Eagle

Even older than a turkey vulture and cougar. I.e. doesn't even need to wax anymore

She's too old to be a turkey vulture anymore, she's a bald eagle.

Look at that bald eagle spying on her next pray!!

by Piglet98 August 16, 2018