automobiliaphilia

Also known as automotive fetishism. This is the name used to describe a fetishistic attraction for engaging in sexual acts in motorized vehicles.

My boyfriend said he has these fantasies about doing all these sexual things with me in his car, he's such an automobiliaphiliac

by Xander H February 26, 2015

Audomobile

A decretory treat given to your friend, usually something either expensive or from the heart.

"Did you lose your audomobile, Man? Its okay, I suppose I can give you another one."

by Master Educator June 8, 2016

Autumobile

The car you ride in it you know what I mean

I rode autumobile so hard it made me explode

by anonymous September 10, 2020

automotive tourettes

A condition that encourages random outbursts aimed at the homeless, ugly, or disheveled from a moving vehicle. Usually insults are brief and to the point, in order to frustrate and anger the innocent bystander. Unfortunately, by the time they think of how much they want to hurt you, you are far down the street, hopefully not at a red light.

"AWWW, GROSS"
"AHAHA FAG"

"guy, seriously, stop your fucking automotive tourettes, you're gonna get shit thrown at my fresh whip."

by big jc October 3, 2006

Automotive Narcissicm

Singing along to a car commercial while driving which is a commercial for the car you're driving. That's right.

Girl stop humming to that Nissan commercial, you indulge in such Automotive Narcissicm!

by SkinnyGau July 4, 2008

Automotive Fellatio (auto fellatio)

auto fellatio redefined. In short, receiving a bj in the car.

Automotive fellatio (auto fellatio): READ ABOVE DEFINITION

by NGFWROTETHIS November 22, 2011

automotive anorexia

A psychological disorder in which the subject is obsessed with the belief that his vehicle has excessive weight. The patient will engage in destructive behavior such as stripping out seats, mats, and even mechanical parts in order to attain an unrealistic standard of automotive performance, agility, and fuel economy. If left untreated it can be life-threatening, especially when parts needed for safety are removed from the vehicle.
This condition can afflict anyone, but it is most common among ricers and boy racers.

"Mark took the passenger seats out of his Honda Civic".
"That's nothing, he also took off the spare tire, the muffler, and replaced the windows with clear plastic."
"He's got automotive anorexia, we need to stage an intervention before he tries to take off the air bags and somebody gets hurt".

by zinndl September 18, 2012