Ice Auger

VERB: A technique for manual copulation. While sitting relaxed and upright, you place one hand at the base of your penis, the other at the top. When ready, crank both hands in a clockwise direction. Continue this motion until you "see water".

JIMMY: Hey Bobby! How was your weekend?
BOBBY: Not bad. I spent a few hours with the ice auger.
JIMMY: Sounds painful.
BOBBY: Sure was!

by professorglo June 17, 2012

Assert Dominance

1. Eat grapes, but only half of each
2. Take a taco bell taco from your friend, take a bite off of the the bottom, and then give it back.

He decided to Assert Dominance while at taco bell, because the employees wouldn't play Despacito.

by frick_I_dropped_my_cabbage December 7, 2020

highlighter abuser

Term for a student who tends to highlight almost every part of an academic text he/she is reading, thus defeating the purpose of highlighting in the first place. Typically people who are attentive students but can't grasp the actual significance of what they're reading.

Tim was ashamed to find Janie had indiscriminately highlighted virtually every sentence in her packet about Kafka. It all made so much sense now. She was a highlighter abuser.

by Jacob Sisson August 19, 2006

AusHeroes

A minecraft server of unprofessional staff and corrupt rules causing excessive amounts of false punishments leading to negative reputation and inconsistency, eventually growing their name into such a level of disgust, they opted to rebrand to "Mythic"

- "wanna play ausheroes?"

- "i can't, i'm false banned"

by 682740986458962897568972987684 April 8, 2020

Mr. Auger

Mr. Auger is a Fucking asshole. Mr. Auger gives everybody F’s and the F’s stand for FUCK ME. He makes soup and milk for his asshole. If you get Mr. Auger move to China because he hates Social Studies. Me. Auger is a bitch in every way.

Did you get Mr. Auger?
Yes.
Move to China. Leave school and move to China

by Mr. Auger Hater October 18, 2019

asserole

A frozen dinner that, when nuked, smells like ass.

"Dude, what's he cooking for lunch, an asserole??"

"Yeah, I don't know how he eats that crap!"

by foosau May 29, 2005

asserting dominance

to assert one's dominance, you must show alpha qualities, and act as a clutch god. you need to show your strength and power over someone else, who you most likely do not appreciate.

person 1: i am very powerful
person 2: are you asserting dominance on me?
person 1: yes

by youeboom123 May 30, 2021