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by eiejebeken August 16, 2019
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ho alert

1) When a group of men notice a ho is around they go on "ho alert". Some are married and want to avoid being seen talking to the ho, others are in the hunt and wanting to get liad, so they want to compete for the ho.
2) When a woman notices a ho get near her man, she goes on ho alert. She will watch her man like a hawk to make certain he doesn't get too friendly.
1) Nasty ho enters a bar. All the men notice she is dressed in a short skirt, and when she bends over she has no panties on. She also has a tattoo that says "Will fuck for dick" tattooed on her back right above her ass.

They all go on ho alert.

2) Another nasty ho walks into a bar and a woman whose man is always cheating notices. She keeps her eye on the ho and her man to make certain they don't get too aquainted.

She is on ho alert.
by tripdnokc August 24, 2010
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cloth alert

Also known as "Special Cloth Alert".

A phrase coined by DJ Kahled which is used to notify people that something special is about to happen. Tends to be related to the phrase "Cut from a different cloth" which shows how whatever object is being referred to stands out above the rest.
CLOTH ALERT: We got the brand new Kobe's straight out of the box.
CLOTH ALERT: Stay tuned for what's going on in our business, because it's bout to be big!
by dbjallday October 6, 2016
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curb alert

an announcement--usually through a listhost or website (e.g., Craigslist)--signaling the presence of stuff (e.g., furniture, appliances, toys) left outside a residence and free for your taking
Curb alert: 2 VHS tapes, 1 non-working cordless phone, and 2 dining room chairs in the alley behind 1000 Anywhere St. Do not call! Just haul away, thx.
by Bergirl December 15, 2008
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nigga alert

by gucci_gooch December 2, 2013
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altered reality

When the energy of a place or setting is different than usual. This can happen at 7/11 at midnight, a quiet country road in the middle of the woods, or an airport between the hours of 22:00 and 6:00. Time feels broken and the energy feels out of place, as if you were never meant to be here in the first place. A comparable feeling is that of being high
Amelia: Our next flight is at 8:30 in the morning, but the airport feels so weird with nobody around
Jane: Yeah, talk about altered reality
by kweentini October 12, 2018
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Brown Alert

When the urgency to defecate is so intense you're only mere moments from soiling yourself.
"I had to clench my ass cheeks together and hop to the bathroom because I was having a serious brown alert."
by Suck It Wilde September 2, 2009
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