asswich

when someone's ass is in your face

I was on this crowded subway and this fat guy gave me an asswich

by stacysox October 20, 2009

Asslige

When a chick is wearing shorts that are so short or a dress/skirt has had some 'marilyn monroe wind blow' and the bottom half of the butt cheeks are on display which creates Asslige

Jeez that chick over there wearing those ripped jeans shorts has got some serious Asslige going on.... Booyaa!!!

by Disco Stu - booyaa December 8, 2010

asswipee

asswipee is an annoying jerk who’s name is mahamed or musab, he’s the most asswipee of the aswipees

katie: he’s such an… Derek: asswipee?

Katie: yess exactly!

ex 2:

riley: wait is his name mahamed or musab? avery: yes, why?
riley: ohh that explains why he’s such an asswipee.

by ilovehotbebra May 15, 2023

asswagon

The sort of person who would hack into a website, delete half the files, and laugh when the owner of the site returned in the morning.

Shite! My site got delketed by asswagons again!

by hay thear October 17, 2003

The Assignment Trick

A pickup line in which you tell a girl that she is your classmate, and you need the class assignment. After constantly asking for the assignment, she will become attracted to you and play along.

The girl was out of my league, so I used the assignment trick since its effective 100% of the time.

by word........ October 31, 2010

assigor

a round assshaped creature with human arms; famous for its blow attack!

Go Assigor!!!<br>Assigor, Blow Attack, Go!

by PaSCaLE March 6, 2003

assignment

A piece of work you cannot be botherd to do

Fuck it, it's just another assignment.

by Lumpy Sam May 6, 2003