assman

See Cosmo Kramer, the assman.

(In the parking lot just outside the hospital, Kramer has pulls into a "Doctors Only" space)

Security Guard: Can I help you?

Kramer: Ah, yeah. Doctor Cosmo Kramer. (points to assman plate) Proctology.

Security Guard: Oh, oh, okay. Sure...

Kramer: Thanks. Have a good day.

by EliteNavySeals September 20, 2005

Asswater

ass sweat after you've done physical activity

quite a practice eh? my shorts are soaked with ass water.

by jimbo July 12, 2003

assanginated

A politically motivated public humiliation and lengthy imprisonment or murder of a famous dissident perpetrated by authorities using contrived, morally reprehensible, incriminating evidence with the intent to deter adherents.

Hey did you hear about Alex Jones? He was arrested protesting the Bilderberg conference and they found a dead 6 year old boy and kiddy porn in his hotel room and he hung himself in jail!

Yeah, they totally assanginated that guy!

by Seanster69 December 2, 2010

asswalls

plural noun, the anal interiors

That is, the walls of the anus.

The heat of her asswalls would madden a saint.

by Tiago Zuhr October 10, 2008

Asswards

This word borrowed from the expression very frequently used in Argentina "PARA EL LADO DEL ORTO/CULO"... which means "really bad"=Towards the ass

How did you do at the exam?
ASSWARDS... I got a 1.

How are you feeling today?
ASSWARDS... i can't stop feeling sick.

by Hernux April 24, 2011

assnanery

I told you, it is undefinable damn it.

You’re picking on me for my assnanery

by Randomness3.14 August 31, 2018

aswang

1.Filipino vampire creature. Usually taking the appearance of a beautiful woman, but by day she is able to seperate her body, as her upper half is able to fly/levitate while the bottom half just sits around "chilling". To kill, place salt on torso when upper half is in flight or scaring old people.
2. Filipino Female with unusually high pitch in voice.

1. "Yo what the fuck is that (points at legs)?"
"i dunno, probably a aswang"
2. bob: "ahhhh that girl is so fucking loud, she could break glass"
miguel: "she prolly a aswang, go throw salt at the biatch"

by sinigangsterdotcom April 4, 2005