Assolations

Isolation of ass movement, i.e. the act of twerking.

Left cheek, right cheek- those are some serious assolations.

by TaintTantrum December 11, 2019

double assturbation

See "double anal tug"

A sexual act in which two women (or men, whatever the preference) simultaneously jerk off an erect male using both of their asses with the penis in between the four ass cheeks, long-ways along both ass cracks.

Being the booty lover that he is, Stan likes to get a couple of big assed girls, oil up their thick booties, and get them to jerk him off using the ol' double assturbation technique.

by actionman777 April 2, 2010

aspirations

aspirations is something that someone has. It's similar to hot pants, but is more discreet.

boy1: do you have aspirations for our new hot sub?

boy2: no, but I have aspirations for your mom!

boy3: zing!

by vlademir putin September 8, 2007

asspiration

perspiration of the ass resulting in a swamp butt when severe

Scene: On a hot summer day

Chrissy to Emily "Damn it's hot in here, do I have asspiration?"

Emily ::looks at Chrissy's ass:: "Nope, you're in the clear"

End scene

by manningtonB September 1, 2009

assuation

when you find yourself staring at three or more beautiful young female asses all wearing yoga pants you are in an assuation.

I found myself in an assuation while stopped at a traffic signal viewing four perfect college female asses.

by bigrollo October 12, 2013

Assination

n.
"...assination is what happens when you misspell a word, and you feel like an ass".

derived from the word "assassination" when ones mother types to fast.

So did they do the assination topic today? Would have been timely if they had-- seeing as bin Laden was just assasinated.
Double-fail.
Jeez, I feel like an ass.

by Mac-n-Weenies May 25, 2011

Ass-Assination

When someone's ass is so fucking thicc that it kills you

Joe: bruh an ass-assination attempt happened to me last night and it worked because of Sydney's ass
Tyrone: yeah makes sense she thicc as hell

by Lipanda March 17, 2018