assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 19, 2006

assplosion

extemely wet, violently forceful diarrhea, which explodes from from the anus in one awesome deluge.

After eating Taco Bell I had a massive assplosion.

by Bud Drayton November 13, 2002

assplug

noun, an anal dilator

This is a dowel inserted in the anus in order to dilate it so it becomes more adequate for anal intercourse. According to some sources, it was very common in the 18th century.

See also: arseplug, buttplug.

Her well-trained shitter winked at him and he plunged the dirty assplug into her.
With trembling hands, she gingerly picked up the tube of lube and then the assplug by its base.

by Tiago Zuhr August 18, 2008

Assplesauce

That chunky oily discharge that is excreted on a Mexican food fart.

Oh man, I ate at Taco Bell this morning and now I have assplesauce in my shorts.

by Big Game James May 5, 2006

Asslet

When an asshole has a baby it's an asslet... A little asshole

He's an asshole so it's safe to say his baby is an asslet.

by Bendygirl April 25, 2013

asspole

1. term used to define an asshole pole
2. term used when someone has a huge Polish sausage

1. hey you asspole go back to Poland
2. man you have a freacking huge ass asspole

by LamoTrig March 6, 2008

Bored assless

When one is too bored to just sit around.

"how're you?"
"bored assless, you?"
"lol assless? yikes.. sounds pretty bad."

by sarah awesome June 2, 2008