Assmaster

someone who is the ruler of the assholes. they try to act like their the most awesome person ever, but theyre nothing more than an ass master

"John tried to take my girl from me by doing his dumbass disco rountine"

"what an assmaster"

by Sam Baker May 21, 2006

Asswater

low quality american beer. Or in most cases, american beer. Hell, it can be any bad beer.

damn this (insert crappy beer name) tastes like asswater.

by devillock June 30, 2006

assfarter

a really dumb asshole

You F***IN ASSFARTER!

by officer tinkles June 21, 2004

assmaster

One who has mastered the 'ass'.

'No no, Cartman is the assmaster'

by the williams July 11, 2003

assmaster

one who can convince a girl to give up the ass is an assmaster.

hey girl...how 'bout some ass?

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

asshatard

A UD contributing asshat that hasn't read the rules, can't spell, can't string a group of words together in a coherent fashion and scares the hell out of UD editors who sometimes try to imagine how someone so blatantly moronic can survive.

Yet another asshatard entry was rejected by the UD editors.

by BandV September 6, 2006

Asshateus Maximus

In Politics, an Intellectually Dishonest person of Low Self-Esteem, usually an Abuser of small animals who likes to Disrupt Mature Debate like an 8 year old girl not getting enough attention.

In Movie Theaters, a Jackass who would walk into an empty Theater and sit Directly in front of you.

PeterGriffin was an Asshateus Maximus until he Conceded and handed the Crown to 7426Karl who had his head lodged to far up PG's Ass too Realize a Concession had come.

by tha malcontent August 3, 2006