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Sir Jack of Asses

1. The lowest royal denomination in the suit of asses, known for being witty to the point of being hated or stupid enough to constantly say things which get him smacked.
2. A jackass
Thank you for stating the stupid, Sir Jack of Asses
by Tyler Lake August 25, 2007
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Assessment

Noun;

1. An evaluation: a judgment about something based on an understanding of the situation.

2. Property valuation: a calculation of the value of something, made especially for tax or insurance purposes.

3. Amount calculated: an amount assessed, e.g. on property.

4. Educational evaluation: a method of evaluating student performance and attainment.
1. Although the conclusions were quite disappointing, it was a fair assessment of the project.
2. They went to assess the property to see how much it was worth.
3. According to the assessment, the store's worth 1.6M.
4. His essay sucked, so when assessed.. He's got a 1 out of 10.
by Jafje August 26, 2007
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Assetize

To convert something into, or treat as as asset.
He assetized his social account
by Stretch915 August 5, 2009
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smashing asses

To have sex. Another term for the act of intercourse.
What were they doing in there? Smashing asses.
by Stoned Ocalians April 6, 2008
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Jack Of All Asses

The ultimate Jackass. Everyone knows at least one of these. Will gladly accept credit for others accomplishments, usually full of themselves for no reason, and tend to have exceptional manipulative skills. Can often be seen reading poetry at Starbucks.
one example of a group of Jack Of All Asses would be the "earth lovers" who attend those 3 day hippie music festivals, and spend the whole time getting high as a form of "protest".
by Jeffey VonDarkeet March 15, 2008
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rage of a thousand asses

a public restroom os area that smeels so bad you can distinctly pick out the scent of a thousand asses. came up with because of the smell of the thrift town bathroom.
boy that restroom had the rage of a thousand asses going on.
by george January 20, 2005
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Men's Asses!

Pronounced: MEAAHNS ASSESS!
An expression you use as a substitute for Fuck, shit, crap, damn, dammit, etc.
Danny: I saw your mom at the mall last night; i think she was returning your new kicks.
Joe: Men's Asses!
by VickiDefiner February 14, 2009
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