Asphalt People

A person that resembles the color of asphalt (Black people)

"did you watch Black Panther?"
"no,"
"why not."
"I don't like Asphalt People"
"what's that?"
"black people..."

by CrystalTheCat August 21, 2024

Hairy Asphalt

Residual fecal matter matted to the hair around the anus.

Trim your hairy asphalt.

by Hairyanus July 18, 2015

shred some asphalt

ride a longboard down the middle of the street

Bro I'm so stoked let's shred some asphalt.

by el_diablo_gallo December 21, 2010

Asphalt technician

A woman that has sexual partners for money. A professional "working girl". A prostitute. A female or make that trades sexual favors for payment.

Say cuz did you see that "asphalt technician" laying in the cut over there. Bro total smokeshow.

by el boogie April 11, 2020

Kitchen asphalt

Simply burned cake

Mama baked us some kitchen asphalt again, Dad.

by ABDL2023 August 01, 2023

Asphalt Monkey

A derogatory term referring to a jaywalker

I'm going to run over that God damn asphalt monkey

by ARCAD3 May 30, 2023

asphalt worker

Crazy SOB, I mean you have to be to deal with that hot stuff daily. Will usually have an energy drink and a pack of cigs at all times. May also be found on rain days in your wife’s bed.

It’s 100 degrees out and those crazy asphalt workers are out there playing in 300 degree rocks!

by AsphaltAnimal December 23, 2021