ASSident

When you sit on your phone and you accidently call someone while it's in your ass pocket

You called me yesterday while your phone was in your ass pocket and i heard your conversation about what you did to your boyfriend last night. Stop calling me on assident.

by lilmohaynes March 17, 2010

assidently

To accidently dial a number from your cell phone

when its in your pocket .

I must of assidently called you again.

by adamthecat August 6, 2011

Assident

The act of sharting aka shitting in your pants when farting

Dan - "oh damn I just sharted"
Bill - "I know..I could smell that assident from across the room!"

by sbjess December 5, 2012

Askident

1) Greatly increasing the odds or an accident occuring by engaging in risky behavior.
2) When someone asks a question that is inappropriate or not welcome as part of the conversation.

1) Knife juggling is an askident waiting to happen. 2) Asking "When's that baby due?" to an unpregnant woman is an askident.

by Dr. Poupensberg B. Funswell June 9, 2015

aside

Is usually used in a play. Is used for inside thoughts that a character or characters are having.

Tim: Did you hear about the new kid?
Jess: No.
Aside:
Jess: I hope he is hot then ill have a good date

by Meow Meow Kitty Rangers September 19, 2018

assident

Accidental buttsex

Tucker and Luka had an assident

by DexhatesRina May 24, 2011

assident

Distracted driving from gawking at women in tight shorts or short skirts when the weather turns warm.

I just smacked up my car in another assident while driving through downtown.

by Joey Knuckles July 26, 2017