artificial music

So called "bands" or "music groups" that DONT make and play their own music.
Examples of death music include:
- techno (THE MOST artificial music)
- house
- rnb (with some exceptions)

WTF are you listening to? Is that artificial music? OMG turn that down

by He's the boxman September 22, 2006

artificial rain

type of rain that does not fall from the sky; sprinklers

"It was sunny outside, so i went and played in the artificial rain"

by psychicArtist June 28, 2009

artificial insemination

The process of two people (male, female) that hate each other yet still want to have a kid

Your parents hated each other yet through the amazing 21st century's artificial insemination they had you

by Orman November 1, 2016

Artificial Womb

Yet another thing that humans will create to overpopulate our dying planet.

Once we perfect the artificial womb, we can have babies and never worry about population-controlling, weak baby eliminating factors such as disease and birth defects! Isn't medical science great?

by Theaphelia October 5, 2004

artificial creamer

The substance that directors of porn films use when their star cannot ejaculate at the levels required for the scene.

Dick Biggus has already done 20 takes of this scene and just can't produce any more, let's put some artificial creamer on her face.

by The Real Killjoy April 6, 2010

Artificial Sweetner Voice

A singing style characterized by fake sweetness and breathy hoo-oohs woos and ye-aah-yas.

Brittney Spears' artificial Sweetner voice with auto tune sounds like human trafficking.

by KImCobain June 12, 2016

artificial sass

Your white friend's sass that he obtained by emulating your black friend.

"Don't you DARE *snaps*, lay a finger on my cupcake" . "Dude, quit it with the artificial sass".

by jakedictionary August 30, 2018