Spaghetti Appointment

A dinner reservation

@PleaseBeGneiss to restaurant host, "Hi, I'm here for my spaghetti appointment."

by tian647 September 15, 2022

ass appointment

A prearranged clandestine sexual encounter devoid of typical date activities (such as the wine and dine).

Similar to a booty call, however, it is scheduled at least 24 hours in advance

Bros: Kick it tonight?

You: Can't, I have an ass appointment with Megan from Bio

Bros: Word.

by lhopitalthings March 3, 2017

porcelain appointment

Urgently needing to use the Bathroom ( Toilet )

"Hey John are you free to go over next months budget? " , "Sorry Kate, I actually have an urgent Porcelain Appointment/ Meeting/Conference Call in 2 minutes.

by Plonker___ July 5, 2023

appointing

succeeding to fulfil someone's hopes or expectations

How appointing that football match was!

by watto1818 April 29, 2022

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus i.e. hook up

Had a cardio appointment last night with my partner. We both busted several times

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024

cooch appointment

basically a booty call for men, when they want to have sex but without feelings

heyo, did u call jessica over for a cooch appointment last night?

by Money magiccccy November 29, 2019

cardio appointment

An instance of coitus

Had a cardio appointment last night. We both busted several times.

by barfmanbard December 20, 2024