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"'Enthusiastic' is misspelled. We cannot afford these mistakes at our corporation. We reject your application for hire."
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Job Application

A piece of paper that is a nightmare to your unemployment mf. Effective when show the paper while also saying the magic word "Get a job"
You: *show job application*
Your friend: No! I trust you! Why you do this to me?
You: You stay in my house for a whole month and take everything in my fridge. Now get a job!
Your friend: No! STAY AWAY FROM ME YOU MONSTER!!!
You: Get a job! Get the job! Get THE JOB!!!
Your friend: ARHHHHHHHH!!!!!
by Sun Tsu June 14, 2025
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Foot Application

Foot Application: The precursor to the revered foot job. The act of sending applications (i.e, photographs or other standardized workplace media) for the position of foot job.
You know damn well before I get that fj I need the damn bitch to send me that MLA formatted foot application with all references listed in alphabetical order, all typed in Times New Roman.
by Da_Monti_Truth June 25, 2025
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job application

something you use to get a real job
kyle doesn’t know what a job application is
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Job Application

Formal process in which an individual submits personal information, qualifications, and experience to an employer to be considered for a position.

Often viewed as intimidating due to its evaluative nature, it is especially feared by the individual Don WL.
me: "hey don hows the job application search going?"

don: *orders*
Then: AHHHH!!

Dom H: *cracks larry*
by Yprcn December 7, 2025
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single function application

A computer application that only covers a single, distinct, area of functionality with little or no integration with other processes or other applications e.g. a simple calendar application or a business application that has complex functionality, but on for a distinct business process function such as creating and approving Purchase orders, but no direct integration/inter-dependencies with others functions, such as Financial Reporting or Stock Control in external applications or where activated as part of the same application (therefore not a Single Function Application).
The point is that Single Function Applications more likely to be SaaS products as they are less likely to need customisation or additional coding specifically for an individual installation (customer) or Integration testing.
Therefore Single Function Applications may be easily developed with traditional Agile values, rather than needing a Hybrid approach (e.g. a 'Waterfall' Integration and/or Regression Test phase after development Sprints and before Shipping each Release).
I'm developing a Single Function Application which doesn't integrate with any other areas of functionality, so I won't need to do any Integration testing with other applications of other areas of functionality.
by MattJKing71 April 10, 2019
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