Apocalypse

When Kim Kardashian gets a part in a movie it causes an Apocalypse.

Person: I just saw Kardashian's latest film, HOLY SHIT, Apocalypse!!! THE EARTH IS ABOUT TO EXPLODE!

by benjiji October 26, 2011

Apocalypse Baby

Apocalypse babies will be the resulting offspring off all the people who believe that the world will end in 2012 and have end of the world sex. For people who want to be with their loved one "one last time" or just a reason to get laid. And who needs protection when the world is going to end?

Or they have sex celebrating the fact that the world did not, in fact, end, and end up having babies anyways.

So this guy keeps trying to get into my pants saying that it's 'the end of the world'. Ain't no way I'm having his Apocalypse Baby!

Guy 1: Man chicks put out when they think they are going to die!
Guy 2: Careful man, your gonna have like 5 apocalypse babies!
Guy 1: Then let's hope the world actually ends, eh?

by Reedon October 1, 2010

Post-Apocalypse

The period of time after an event that caused mass destruction and has managed to wipe out a good chunk of the world's population.It Is suppose to be hell on earth, where everything is poison and it will be hard to survive. Also a period of time where the cyber punks will surface and it will be their golden age.

Some movies that take place in post-apocalyptic wastlands are Total Recall, Road warrior, Akira and Ghost in the Shell.

Hey, You, Get in your bomb shelter before i give you a beatdown and stomp your tarantuala balls in.

by iwannabeanalcoholic April 7, 2005

Captain Apocalypse

1. An extremely bizarre cartoon super-villain created about 1998. The name is often imitated on internet forums and in chat groups by zealous, demented fans.
2. Any person claiming to be immortal and/or unstoppable, much like Captain Apocalypse.
3. Any person claiming to possess a large black penis of variable length and girth even though said person is of caucasian appearance, much like Captain Apocalypse.

1. Dewd, I'm totally betting my pizza money on the All-Time Super Heavyweight Champion of the Universe, Captain Apocalypse!
2. Level 96 tank-mages are strong but they're no Captain Apocalypse.
3. White boy #1: Suck my big black dick.
White boy #2: Suck mine, Cap.

by Captain Apocalypse August 13, 2004

Apocalypse Cow

A beast that has been around since the dawn of time. It is the embodiment of all end-of-the-world prophecies past, present, and future. Its "moo" is a siren's call that leads the gullible, stupid, and ignorant to drink the kool-aid of its teats, hypnotizing them to believe that "judgement day" is closer than it actually is. The hypnotized are so certain of such "imminent" doom that it becomes a self-fulfilling prophecy and they even try to manufacture such apocalypses.

The name comes from the fact that every religious cult has been milking the end-of-world scenario since crawling out of their caves.

Nut: It's May 21, 2011! THE DAY OF DESTRUCTION IS UPON US!!!!

Sane person: Someone's been suckling on the Apocalypse Cow's teats again.

by Nunuv Yabizness June 21, 2011

Raptor apocalypse

A raptor apocolypse is an apocolypse with raptors in it. It usually happens when some scientist replicates the DNA from a mosquito trapped in amber.

Scientist now: Hey, lets take this dead mosquito and get the blood from it so we can replicate dinosaurs...it will be awesome!

Scientist next week: OH MY GOSH! KILL IT KILL IT! ITS A RAPTOR APOCALYPSE!

by raptorman20056 July 19, 2012

Zombie Apocalypse

A guaranteed way of never having to become slaves to our jobs

I can't wait until the zombie apocalypse happens so that I don't have to go to work all the time and get bitched at by that annoying bitch of a boss.

by Krackerjacksnacks August 11, 2017