Awful Misspellings

The result of a failed attempt made by someone with only a vague idea of what the 'English Language' actually is.

Easily notable as not a typo error, as a typo is still readable in normal language. No, one who is an awful misspeller actually has no idea whatsoever how that word should be, and will try and write phoenetically.

For many interesting examples of Awful Misspellings, please visit a special school, for special children.

by Lemon Bear May 16, 2006

Apulanta

The Greatest band of all time. Coming from finland, every one of their albums has gone platinum and they have over a dozen #1 singles. Pzownage.

Apulanta owns you.

by Oswald Van Oeveren April 22, 2003

apfelschmerz

noun: the dissatisfaction that arises when one realizes one's Apple® product is not only imperfect (e.g. gets too hot), but would in any case fail to make one happy. Usually addressed (but not ultimately relieved) by purchasing another Apple® product.

"What's wrong with Joe?" "Just apfelschmerz. His phone isn't new anymore."

by hasselvlad September 12, 2013

Awful

Logan Paul’s boxing skills

Logan Paul’s baiting skills are awful

by True words by Oliver October 27, 2019

God-awful

Anything that's just terrible, and has no redeeming qualities, whatsoever.

Example 1: That was the most god-awful event, that I've ever been to.

Example 2: Iron Man: The Video Game, is so god-awful, I regret playing it.

by ChrisMBurdick November 19, 2016

awfulize

a verb used to cause someone to appear very, very bad or mean.

"Oh man, don't be trying to awfulize me!"

by Gigi Frank September 14, 2007

Awful Waffle

The Awful Waffle is the residential building at 432 Park Avenue in Manhattan, NYC. Named for its ugly architecture and overwhelming height.

Person 1: Wow, look at the gorgeous view of the Manhattan sky line!
Person 2: It would be even more beautiful if the Awful Waffle didn't stick out like acne on a preteen.

by joebiden.png June 22, 2016