AOL

absolutely the most lame and useless form of "internet" around. Quite often, people on this isp get booted for no reason, and without warning.

"Oh oh, it's starting to rain outside...you know what that means,don't you? ....that's right, any second now A-O-HELL will boot me off..."

by Miss Boobs November 14, 2003

aol

A very generous company that sends you a free frisbee in the mail every other week.

I love my free discus! Thank you, AOL!

by NINny September 3, 2003

AOL

A shitty internet service, which I like to refer to as "America Offline," because the shit crashes so much. Thank God I got Comcast. Oh, Tom Warner's a fucking faggot.

"I'm Tom Warner, and I'm a fucking faggot."

by Garret February 6, 2005

AOL

The only internet company that tries to convince it's users that going faster is "dangerous"

I "go fast" and I've never gottan a virus. Suck on that, AOL.

by You want to know who wrote this that badly? April 9, 2006

AOL

Another way of saying "me too". After the fondness of AOL users for this phrase.

"I hate that guy"
"AOL"

by spud-------- February 4, 2007

AOL

stands for America On the Line
worst ISP ever existed, they wanna know all ur privacy

OMFG, u use AOL?, u stupid dumb fuck!
a nub ISP

by noname December 25, 2004

AOL

A ISP for those who are too mentally deficient to fucking open Internet Explorer to browse, and instead must surrender its dignity to a company who can automatically load up a half-assed browser after connection. Technically your paying for more ads to be showed in your desktop, because every time you log in, popups flood the screen saying "Pay for AOL 9.0 PREMIUM for some RADICAL shit... DOGG!".

Half of those who attempted to use the signup system quit on their first try, and begin prank calling the AOL tech support.

Disgruntled illiterate user: You fucking asshole! I didn't pay you guys money just to not set up my service, ASSHOLE!

Tech support: Please calm down sir, please state your inquiry.

Disgruntled illiterate user: My inquiry is that your a moron!

Tech support: *hangs up phone*

Disgruntled illiterate user: Hello? Hello? FUCK DIS SHIAT!

by Chang Tan January 1, 2004